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[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[blairwitchapologist]

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

[blairwitchapologist]

so sorry i didn’t include the actual product

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Body Butter of Spider Attraction

[coolxatu]

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

[coolxatu]

[sepulchritude]

Sometimes tummy hurt and that means you should eat food to appease it. Other times tummy hurt and you should not eat food, lest the agonies increase tenfold. This is one of life’s many difficulties

[gittana]

kiss kiss fall in… love 😳

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

[lord-momonga]

You can only reblog this once a year

[guerrillatech]

[simariethehawk]

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

[the-tired-tenor]

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

[simplyspider]

in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

[simplyspider]

no one will ever understand you like i do, red minivan from ohio

[totallyfubar]

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

[wumblr]

now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope

[marypsue]

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

[swarnpert]

do you guys think jesus was hung

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

no i think he was crucified

[ummthriftstores]

A cowboy's best assets

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wyndryga]

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

[happyfork]

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

[ohmisterpitiful]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[omruc]

especially when your rent is higher than your landlord’s mortgage on the rental property

[biglawbear]

And when your landlord can deduct your rent because it pays their mortgage