Rubber Ducky,you're the one~

I stan eight crackheads-Let Jeongin Say Fuck

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Jisung:Would this be an appropriate time to panic?

Chan:I think so,yes.

Jisung:Okay.

Jisung:*starts screaming*

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Jeongin:When do you usually go to sleep?

Chan:Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Jeongin:Hyung-

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Jisung:Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Chan:Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Changbin:Ya know...it might be.

Chan:OH MY GOD.

[bhangc]

SKZ — W KOREA

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MR BANG CHAN EXCUSE YOU

[baconnotbaekhyun]

Just a normal day in STAY-ville 🥑🌸🛸

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The Leevacado has returned to haunt us.

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Changbin:*yawns*

Felix:Yeah,being that pretty must be tiring.

Changbin:Then you must be exhausted.

Jisung:Will you two please shut up?Some of us are lonely.

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Minho:I have a plan.

Chan:It can't involve murder.

Minho:....I have no plan.

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Chan:Why are Changbin and Felix sitting with their backs facing each other?

Jisung:They had a fight.

Chan:Then why are they holding hands?

Jisung:Felix gets sad when they fight.

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Jisung:Until I fell in love with Minho-hyung I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

Felix:So you were gay...

Felix:And then you realized that you were Even More Gay.

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Jisung:You need a hobby.

Changbin:I have a hobby.

Jisung:Staring at Felix's face isn't a hobby.

Changbin:You're right.

Changbin:It's a profession,and I excel at my job.

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Minho:Since when is babysitting the maknae line my-

Minho:......

Minho:Oh my god,that's exactly my job.

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Changbin:I'd fuck you.

Felix:What?

Changbin:I SAID I LOVE YOU!

Changbin,whispering:Oh my god,that's so much worse.

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Jeongin:How tall are you?

Changbin:Height is a social construct.

Jeongin:So you're short.

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Seungmin:Just how dumb do the hyungs think we are?

Jeongin:Sometimes Chan-hyung leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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*At the dinner table*

Felix:The food is too hot,I can't eat it.

Changbin:You're too hot and I still eat you.

Felix:*blushes*

Chan:One dinner.

Chan:I just want ONE DINNER!

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Hyunjin:People still use gay as a insult?

Minho:I'd be more offended to be called straight.

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Jeongin:You're obsessed with yourself.

Minho:And you're not?

Minho:Tragic.

Jeongin:.....