what the fuck tho

Probably just text posts of me being a shitty fan girl

[shitspewingfangirl]

Ahhh so I want the guy that Kevin made out with at the drive in to be Jellybean Jones post transition

[shitspewingfangirl]

Polly is totally Bettys other personality. She wasn’t away this summer doing an internship. She was at a mental health institute.

[mybeautifuldepravity]

Polly has already been cast, so there’s that.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Have you not seen fight club?

[shitspewingfangirl]

Polly is totally Bettys other personality. She wasn't away this summer doing an internship. She was at a mental health institute.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Y'all straight up all I want is young Gabe coming into his interrogation room, about to crack into this kid that they just caught from the Deadlock gang only to find that the kids an Omega, one who's just about to crash into heat. An Omega who doesn't know he's an Omega because whenever he was in heat the gang would throw him into a basement with ten padlocks and armed beta guards to shoot anyone who tried to get in. Jesse was always told that he was just sick and tried his best to stay healthy as to not inconvenience the gang. Reyes realizes that he cant send this kid to jail. That would just be fucked. Jesse joins Blackwatch and start taking suppressants only to realize they dull him and stop taking them all together. I want him to crawl into bed with his commander in the middle of the night because he just smells so good and couldn't resist. I want Alpha Reyes to rip into anyone who tries to come too close to his little cowboy. I want them to meet on the battle field years later only to recognize each other by smell and end up scenting one another in some abandoned shack. I just want young omega Jesse and his big protective Alpha.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Show me Reaper76 where Jack and Gabriel get a dog and fight over its affection.

[shitspewingfangirl]

I hope if Cartman and Heidi do go to Mars they pass by the moon and see the body of the whale and Tom Cruise that they sent up there to kill lmao

[shitspewingfangirl]

Could Luffy not just male his hands super skinny with his rubber powers and slip right under the cuffs? Then pull outwards and take the brunt of the explosion?????? I just want everyone to stop suffering.

[dixxymouri]

That’s an interesting idea. I suspect Luffy will do the Rayleigh rip them off trip like what he did for Camie but I like your out of the box thinking.

[shitspewingfangirl]

That’s what I mean. Like rip it off so that Sanji doesn’t lose his hands in the process. Slip em under the cuffs then expand.

[dixxymouri]

Ah.

Rayleighs technique is a bit different. I like your shielding idea but his approach was more like that trick where you remove a tablecloth from a set table without disturbing the plates and such.

Honestly either is fine. So is Nani stealing the keys.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Haha Nami stealing the keys is the most likely case! Either way this arc is amazing!

[shitspewingfangirl]

Could Luffy not just male his hands super skinny with his rubber powers and slip right under the cuffs? Then pull outwards and take the brunt of the explosion?????? I just want everyone to stop suffering.

[dixxymouri]

That’s an interesting idea. I suspect Luffy will do the Rayleigh rip them off trip like what he did for Camie but I like your out of the box thinking.

[shitspewingfangirl]

That's what I mean. Like rip it off so that Sanji doesn't lose his hands in the process. Slip em under the cuffs then expand.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Never thought I'd be writing a fan fic for a Harada Manga but hey, the heart wants what it wants.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Could Luffy not just male his hands super skinny with his rubber powers and slip right under the cuffs? Then pull outwards and take the brunt of the explosion?????? I just want everyone to stop suffering.

[shitspewingfangirl]

I hope to god that Kyle actually sanitizes his phone after getting off the toilet. 

[shitspewingfangirl]

So hopefully Gerald is drinking some memberberry wine and that’s why he’s acting like a total ass hat.

[shitspewingfangirl]

I’M SO FUCKING RIGHT!

[shitspewingfangirl]

I follow a friend of mine on snapchat and occasionally she'll post these videos of her friend doing random activities with the caption "Gabe doing things". Every time she does I imagine Morrison documenting all the random shit Reyes does. A grainy video of Reyes eating a pizza, or trying to fix the toaster, or dancing when he thinks nobody is watching. Gabe doing things. Gabe doing mundane things.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Kyle is totally asexual. Can't deny the truth!

[shitspewingfangirl]

Sheila tries so hard for her husband. Like fuck you Gerald you don't deserve her.

[shitspewingfangirl]

Lmao okay. But hear me out. Reaper can go all wispy and essentially displace parts of his body. Imagine him eating someone (Jack) out and having his tongue go further and further inside, licking the most unreachable of places.

[shitspewingfangirl]

When McCree says "it's high noon" his eyes go all anime and Hanzo cries