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Hi, I'm Equinox. I mostly post about the life series, hermitcraft, dan and phil, ancient rome, and like. general internet stuff.

@juliets-roller-derby-awesomeness <- my on hiatus/defunct psych side blog

WELCOME TO SHITPOST CITY; POPULATION YOU!

spoilers of all types are marked with #spoilers and #[piece of media] spoilers

trigger warnings are tagged as both #tw [the thing] and #[thing] (always both)

tags:

#look at me save tag

#sgq original post tag

#rply reply tag

#q queue tag

#fuck my scarian heart desert duo tag

#dnp dan and phil tag. obv

#cuntwaffle for that one guy i know

#thatbitchlasagna that other guy

#look at me #sgq #rply #q #pinned #fuck my scarian heart #cuntwaffle #thatbitchlasagna #updated 11 may 2026

infestuous

Nine Inch Nails Tour Pick (1990s) [transparent vers]

#cuntwaffle #hey girl are you autistic bc your tits are stupid huge or whatever that tinder guy said

reunitedinterlude

Singing together in the kitchen while doing chores is the most domestic thing I’ve ever heard. Like straight up Disney depiction of domesticity. Sickeningggggg

so domestic !! like with phil singing while loading the dishwasher by himself and dan singing in the shower and them singing while doing chores together and making those lil jingles while playing video games, the phouse is sooo filled with music and duets and them having fun together ;-;

#everybody cries when you go to a&e with piss in your eyes or whatever the hell they daid #they're so in the phandom they're so in like with each other they're so #sing muses of the british twinks with amazing voices getting walked in on by alan's party goers #dnp

it's so weird being on phan tumblr, taylor swift tumblr, and mcyt tumblr. because 2/3 of them are freaking out and posting so much, and then im over here also freaking out about mumbo jumbo and all im seeing is gaylor conspiracies and daniel howell gifs

#sgq #dnp #hermitblr #taylore

chaos-slice-pop

Someone needs to edit together that clip from the podcast where Dan's like "nah, people just itch their noses sometimes," about pinof 1, and then hard cut to this mukbang where Phil just straight up confirms they were smooching

#all men do is lie #<-prev #dan and phil #dnp

sexynugget

"we're gonna be humping on the stage"

yall did that last time

#so true #how did i forget about that #dnp #terrible influence tour #dan and phil #dnp tit #dan and phil hard launch #hard tour #phan #im so fucking happy for them #hump in peace idk

kaijudick

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

emil

HISteria ♂️💯

loml letting me talk about my interests because they are kind and have a beautiful soul

#it was mumbo jumbo #sgq #cuntwaffle

mumbo engaged sksjsjs i love him congratulations man

#mumbo jumbo #french mumbo jumbo #chamonix #hermitcraft

feistypaaants

july 4th is no longer independence day it is pinof kiss confirmed day if i am celebrating that is what i am celebrating just btw

ahappyphjl

PHAN IS REAL???!!!

#whatttttt

pherrible-influence

phil admitting that they have in fact kissed at least once is kinda the most shocking part of the video. I genuinely cannot imagine them kissing theyre like my parents

#WERE IS THAT DNP CELEBACY POST #bc genuinely. the man who said ew to kissing dan #wdym you kissed when you met #wdym it's on video and you kept the video #wdym that could have been the hard launch