Tea and Catnip

A collection for a scar cat.

[mistress-light]

F A R E W E L L

“Know that I am there, and that I watch over you always.”

[awesomefitnessrecipes]

[evanbuckleyed]

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

[injuries-in-dust]

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[hideunderthe-bed]

It's the last month of 2019 so I'm gonna say it: what the fuck was that

[stargirlweeknd]

“dude” but like romantically

[aracle]

“babe” but like platonically

[crypticwafflesandvhstapes-deact]

“Sweetheart” but like rivalry

[pom-friend]

The longer you insist on holding on to it, the depeer the thorns dig.

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[chicklikemeblog]

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

[fenchurchdent-blog]

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

[thebicker]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

[silverblueroses-blog]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[allageyed-archive]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but

Liking Yotsuyu as a character and having some sympathy for her especially as a se/xu/al abu/se victim doesn’t make you a bad person.

[allageyed-archive]

When people adore zenos and all the other villains but hate yotsuyu

[huffpost]

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[thejohncarver]

Reminder.

[big-bad-skull-boss]

New gen same bullshit and I've already seen it on my dash

If I catch yall sexualising kids I'll come and eat your computer and then your fucking kneecaps

[ithelpstodream]

[watchre-deactivated20190129]

Soft 👏 female 👏 muses 👏 are 👏 valid. 👏 Female muses who love to wear pretty things and dream about love. Female muses who dance, sing, and enjoy the arts. Female muses who fight in battle and cry over the loss of friends. Female muses who break down from holding life together. Female muses who sometimes crumble under the weight of the world on their shoulders. Female muses don’t have to be hard and fierce and invisible in order to be strong. Soft female muses are not weak.

[pastelxapple]

Sounds about right

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[backfromrlyeh]

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