possum girl

idek what i post anymore i just like things

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[dogpuppy]

[dellaiscool]

Never kill yourself, Women’s Professional Baseball League coming 2026

[laurastaceysclosepersonalfriend]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF WOMENS PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL LEAGUE COMING TOMORROW!!!

[avantgarden-er]

Hey can you guys post in big font today i’m trying to drive

[treacherous-touch]

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move August by Taylor Swift from the freezer into the fridge

[treacherous-touch]

I DONT KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT ITS TOO LATE AUGUST IS TOMOROW

[yesornopolls]

Do you currently have a checked out library item in your possession? (Book, ebook, library of things item, etc)

Do you currently have a checked out library item in your possession? (Book, ebook, library of things item, etc)

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying cheerfully "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[fearlessbandito]

[furryprovocateur]

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

[shamebats]

[map9810-blog]

[enodiamoon]

[mothmanthebreadwizard]

Do you have a moment to talk about our liege and saviour the Croaker?

[pokemon-personalities]

this is all i want

[b0nkcreat]

having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

[b0nkcreat]

this doesnt end even when you actually become friends btw. "oh no what if they think im weird and cringe for wanting to hang out with them and they beat me with rocks and make fun of me" DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NEEDS AND ARE A PERSON

[izloveshorses]

'theatre is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to see a beautiful hit musical now that it's been released in the cinema, something more affordable and accessible to most people, and ticket sales in the west end in particular have spiked

'cinema is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to their local cinema to see a beautiful hit musical, and so many have shown up this weekend that licensers decided to extend its theatrical release for another week, a massive rarity in the current climate

maybe the answer to saving art is... seeing art?? and making art accessible??

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[cluelessrebel1988]

I'd bet anything you'd like no one would be complaining about 'historical accuracy' for that version.