scott @shny-scott - Tumblr Blog

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

hapalopus

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vexwerewolf

I love this post

karifaevt

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

agent3captain

does he have a navel under all that fur or just fur?

agent3captain

his fuzziness

agent3captain

coffeechicken

cute blue Umbreon 🌖 comm for twinkleroc

glowcowboy

holy shit just remembered i’m here to laugh and jump and cry and sing and dance and hug and run and play and scream and weep and eat and drink and blast music and have fun and love and love and love and love and love!!!!

magu-mm-0824

COMM D69

sexchangedotcom

dude turn on music. any album

beemovieerotica

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

beemovieerotica

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.