shoelass

Is there any chance that we return to Alara soon? I really liked the aesthetic of the plane and would love to see it again

Would you all like to return to Alara? If yes, what would you expect the set to have?

I would hope a return to Alara gives us a full WRG Ajani card and a full WUB Tezzeret card.

memecucker

So I found out in 2010 there was a self-contained Batman miniseries called Batman: Oddessy by Neal Adams where like, Batman gets shot up by criminals and left bleeding but then he’s fine because the batsuit is bullet proof and its also covered in fake blood packets to fool criminals so basically the tone of the series is imagine if the world of Adam West Batman was hit with 80s/90s Extreme-Edgy beam but not as in the 1960s aesthetics become edgy but that idea of Batman is what evolved in a grimdark and edgy direction rather than the character getting regrounded in a noir direction and you know that’s honestly an idea I’m kinda into

I’ve always found it interesting when comics present the transition from different eras in comic history as literal in-universe events. To me the most striking example is “DC: The New Frontier” which depicts the transition from the golden age of comics to the silver age. Which actually goes in the opposite direction to Batman: Odyssey. Superhero comics got a lot lighter and less violent from circa the 1940s to circa the 1960s. This is for a lot of reasons, most infamously the Comics Code Authority.

I've seen lots of people say that MKM failed, or that it wasn't popular. Maybe that it failed to capture the feel that people expected.

I personally liked the set, so I don't know why people say this. Do you know what is that people disliked?

Let’s ask. For those of you that didn’t like Murders at Karlov Manor, what didn’t you like?

I overall thought that the set was fine.., but could’ve pushed its detective theme farther mechanically. Bringing back morph as disguise was a brilliant move, it both flavorfully and mechanically fits the mystery theme. Investigate? Sure it’s a detective set you gotta bring that mechanic back. Suspect was a flavorful mechanic but didn’t really add to gameplay based around mystery and deduction. Collect evidence was just a generic “exile cards in graveyard to get stuff” thing. Cases where just sagas but with conditions to advance. None of their conditions even had anything to do gathering information.

yandere-angela

hnghh i need to transform. like The Thing

#megaman’s my new main #pansexual

Like the movie or the guy from the Fantastic Four?

were--ralph

in the tags, your sexual orientation and who you play in smash bros

were--ralph

i swear bi's only ever play Link

exih

the fake anime girl voice is literally sending me

carnival-phantasm

WikiHow Homophobic Moments

I was honestly expecting for there to *gasp* a trans in the bathroom.

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241

Are you afraid that Murders at Karlov Manor and Outlaws of Thunder Junction might break Goblin Haberdasher?

You’ve cracked my secret plan. : )

oblyvian

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T

dni-iftherearedogsonyourblog-de

In the Incredibles universe there apparently was a guy whose superhero name was Tradewind.

rednines

Girl you cannot “reclaim phrenology”

Relevant xkcd

apologize to him

he didn't even do anything he literally just looks normal. the boys should be a little dapper & chivalrous if they want to be, they shouldn't all be lumped in with this specific caricature of the Nice Guy™ that includes entitled sexist behavior but also for some reason a billion other aesthetic signifiers like fedoras and reddit and atheism and the word "euphoric" and fatness and neckbeards.

A lot is said about anti-sjw stock characters like big red, and that one lady with the big teeth, and that one woman crying after trump's election, but we had a lot of those too back in the day. Why was it just normal for that to happen?

I'm sure a lot of people have had experiences with entitled backpedaling dinguses but the extent of the hyperspecific details surrounding the "neckbeard" is just absurd and I sincerely doubt that even a fraction of women have specifically met this particular type of guy. has EVERYONE had a run in with an overly chivalrous fat ungroomed redditor who values his own intelligence? i'm sorry but most of those are positive traits for a man to have & im sick of pretending they're not

ok honestly, this might be a little gauche but ill posit that alongside white feminism there is also thin feminism and abled feminism

jerry you deserve the world

ribbed9

⛈️Drip🌧️ inktober Day7

Your art makes me wish I owned a museum of modern art so I could display your art.

Maro’s Teaser for The Lost Caverns of Ixalan

Before previews for The Lost Caverns of Ixalan officially begin, I thought it would be fun to do another of my Duelist-style teasers where I give tiny hints of things to come. Note that I’m only giving you partial information.

First up, here are some things you can expect:

• a new card with the word “three times” in its rules text

• a new land subtype

• an aura card we’ve reprinted numerous times over twenty years appears with a new name and is one mana cheaper

• a redone version of a popular mechanic that first premiered in 2009

• a new mechanic representing crafting

• a card capable of animating both artifacts and enchantments

• a popular Tempest sorcery returns as an “enter the battlefield” effect

• a new ability word that cares about what is in your graveyard

• some counters in the set: bore, chorus, dread, finality, landmark, lore, net, point, stun, and time; one of which is a new deciduous counter

• some creature tokens: 0/1 green Dinosaur Eggs, 1/1 colorless Gnomes, 1/1 white Vampire, 1/1 blue Merfolk, 1/1 black Bat, 1/1 black Fungus, 2/2 black Skeleton Pirate, 3/1 red Dinosaur, 3/2 red and white Spirit, 3/3 green Dinosaur, 4/3 black Vampire Demon, 4/4 white Angel, 4/4 white and blue Golem (note that some of these tokens have additional abilities)

Next, here are some rules text that will be showing up on cards:

• “As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap four untapped artifacts, creatures, and/or land you control.”

• “Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a Dinosaur”

• “Then destroy all other creatures if its power is exactly 20.”

• “When you <new keyword>, <new keyword> again for the same value.”

• “Whenever you’re dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of CARDNAME and untaps it.”

• “Equip – Pay {3} or discard a card.”

• “Whenever you cast a permanent spell using mana produced by CARDNAME, up to one other target permanent you control becomes a copy of that spell until end of turn.”

• “Skeletons you control get +1/+0 and have haste.”

• “If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.”

• “When there are 1,000 or more time counters on CARDNAME, sacrifice it and each opponent loses 1,000 life.”

Here are some creature type lines from the set:

• Artifact Creature – Dinosaur Gnome

• Creature – Salamander Wurm

• Creature – Merfolk Warrior Scout

• Legendary Creature – Bat God

• Creature – Capybara

• Legendary Creature – Skeleton Spirit Pirate

• Artifact Creature – Nautilus

• Creature – Beast Horror Spirit

• Creature – Fungus Snail

• Creature – Dinosaur Skeleton Horror

Finally, here are some names in the set:

• Braided Quipu

• Calamitous Cave-In

• Careening Mine Cart

• Chupacabra Echo

• Diamond Pick-Axe

• Eaten by Piranhas

• Out of Air

• Pirate Hat

• Sovereign’s Machuahuitl

• Spelunking

Tune-in to see Lost Caverns of Ixalan’s debut on October 24th on twitch.tv/Magic and on our official YouTube channel. The full story drops October 20th.

OH MY GAAAAAAAWD. OOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD. CAPYBARAS IN FUCKING MAGIC: THE GATHERING.

candycornstudios

I wrote and drew a silly little parody comic about a kid who gets bitten by a radioactive girl

Alt text for each image proceeds as followed

Narration from panel 1: I was just a normal college boy...or so it seemed. Little did I know that a part of me was yearning to break free

Panel 1 description: a pre-transitioned trans person with tawny skin and very long bangs obscuring the eyes, standing alone in front of a yellow background. Holding an orange backpack on one hand. Has a dark gray Nine Inch Nails Shirt.

Narration from panel 2: That all changed when I was bitten by a radioactive girl!!

Dialogue from Panel 2: "Y'OWWWWW" yells the kid as he is bitten by the radioactive girl

Panel 2 description: in a red room, the protagonist from the first panel had their arm stretched out and it is being bitten by a short-haired girl who is glowing bright green because she is radioactive. The green light is emanating intensely while the protagonist is screaming to the top of their lungs

Narration from panel 3: The doctor thought the amount of radiation from the bite should have been lethal to anyone, but I LIVED! The bite made changes to my body that made me happy to be alive....almost as if this is who I was destined to be

Panel 3 description: the protagonist's hair has grown longer, she now has a more feminine body build, and she is wearing a skirt that resembles the transgender flag. She has her arms raised towards her chest and she is very happy. She stands in front of a gradient background that has the colors of the trans flag

Narration from Panel 4: I was never [deadname], I was always Penelope

Song from Panel 4:

🎵There's no spiders

There's no man

She's a girl

and she is trans

Luscious hair

On this girl

and a pretty skirt to twirl

Look out

She is valid and trans!!🎵

Description from panel 4: the protagonist, who is revealed to be named Penelope Porter, is now wearing a cheerleader outfit and has pom-poms in both hands. She is jumping with joy in the middle of an American Football stadium. The stadium is massive and the bleachers are packed with so many people.