Shoofy

[shoofywoofy]

idc what anyone says Kerry Weaver is my goat, people just hate to see a neurodivergent disabled woman be assertive

[merelymaple]

I love me some hairy trans girlies. You're telling me you've got titty bush? Iconic.

[shoofywoofy]

tomodachi life is really letting me just live my fantasy of having me and all my best friends who all live several hundred miles away from me living together on a little island having no job and just running around and playing in sprinklers and going to the beach all day. All i need is polyamory and a concert hall and i’m set

Been missing my friends a lot lately :(

[shoofywoofy]

i very strongly dislike when i see a video that starts with like “if you have a chronic illness comment something that’s helped you” and then i get excited to talk about how this stray cat that i’m trying to help has been motivating me to go outside more and then i realize it’s sponsored and they’re trying to sell me something STOP TRYING TO SELL ME THINGSSSSS

[shoofywoofy]

i’ve been getting funnier lately, must be the trauma of discovering that your body is very broken

[shoofywoofy]

my MRI has revealed:

My neck is BACKWARDS (reverse lordosis)

I have a disk protrusion at the c4-5 level

A disk bulge at the c5-6 level which is compressing my nerve and indenting my thecal sac, which seems to be the cause of the worst pain i experience

And also, disc desiccation, meaning the central nucleus has lost water content and elasticity

all of these things are listed as “mild” and with the amount of pain i’m in, i hate to think how moderate or severe would feel 😭😭

[shoofywoofy]

So it turns out i might have a klippel-feil syndrome + hypermobile EDS combo. Found a possible congenital fusion between my c2 and c3 vertebrae on an x-ray, and apparently my dad has kfs which i never knew until i told him about this!

This could explain why despite me being hypermobile in most areas, i can’t bend down and touch my toes!

I’ve always said i’m flexible in all the weird ways but not in the normal ways

[shoofywoofy]

Doctor started me on propranolol yesterday, this shit is changing my life. I feel like i’ve been existing on a moving vehicle my whole life and i’ve finally stepped off.

My HAND TREMORS are GONE. I can hold my hands still!! I’ve never been able to do that!!

I don’t always stand with an idle animation anymore and the ringing in my ears is quieter

Im not out of breath like all the time!! My HR went from almost always above 100 to being in the 80s most of the time!!

I am unstoppable!!!

[shoofywoofy]

Gonna start hitting everyone who assumes that I’m a teenager with my cane. Fuck you, i am a grandma wrapped in 24 year old skin.

[shoofywoofy]

I think i’m gonna start using my tumblr as a chronic illness diary

Progressively throughout the day it has gotten harder and harder to move my legs. I did a full leg workout a couple days ago and pushed myself because i was feeling good and motivated, so i wanted to take advantage of that while it lasted. I need to remember that it will take a toll on me days later

Every time i feel on top of the world, i get humbled soon after.

I don’t regret it though. I love those moments where i actually feel strong. But I definitely shouldn’t make a habit of it. Less weight next time lol

[possibly-evil]

starkid: we're selling the doll from the "don't kill people over this doll" musical

fandom: we're going to kill people over this doll

[shoofywoofy]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY SWEET BOY

[shoofywoofy]

just want to let everyone know i went to 20 sided tavern in chicago a couple weeks ago when Erika Ishii was a guest on the show. I was in the front row with my fiancée and my girlfriend. There was a part of the show where the audience was throwing these balls at targets that the cast was holding, and there was a moment where Erika looked me in the eye and adjusted the target so that i could hit it easier, and i think i died of gay panic for a second. I think she also said something to/at me but i did not hear what it was (there was a lot of shouting by the cast and audience during this part lmao). Anyways be jealous of me internet, i have had a small “interaction” with a dropout cast member and i have been riding this high for two weeks!!

[shoofywoofy]

i think that growing up with the tinker bell movies made me a polyamorous lesbian

[shoofywoofy]

accidentally added vanilla almond milk to a cheese sauce instead of regular milk and made a whole new Flavor™

It was definitely an Experience™ to consume

It certainly Tasted™

[shoofywoofy]

my cat never lets me go to the bathroom alone. if i go to take a piss, he will push the door open cuz it doesn’t close all the way, and he will proceed to either go use his litter box as well or turn and look at the door and lock the fuck in. As if he’s keeping watch. Love my little guy

[zooophagous]

Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

[merelymaple]

@shoofywoofy isn't sober right now and this image fucking stun-locker her.

[shoofywoofy]

Hey now don’t call me out like that