Short Fat Bitch

Laura Dianne | 32 | No Pronouns or They/Them | Nonbinary Aromantic Pansexual ♐☀️ ♌🌔 ♊⬆️

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[curseworm]

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

[hammerspree-deactivated20250507]

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

[pissvortex]

my chicken &yup i vaporized him

[louisegluckpdf]

mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

[catullyst]

τυρὸς δ’ οὐ λείπει μ’ οὔτ’ ἐν θέρει οὔτ’ ἐν ὀπώρᾳ, οὐ χειμῶνος ἄκρω·

"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

[a-book-of-creatures]

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[brendonkadonk]

did you have to hit them with their cock out? 😕

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[konoko]

[fnordseer]

it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

[fnordseer]

[tlirsgender]

I resent christmas as the most obnoxious annual instance of christian hegemony but I do enjoy what it does for the white haired bear community

[tlirsgender]

Christmas is a symbol of many things I hate but at least every fat old man gets to put on a red jacket and say hehe

[chekhovs-tantrum]

Famously they actually say hoho

[defectivegembrain]

Typically there is a third ho

[tlirsgender]

Well the notes are about 50% people saying they desire santa claus carnally so finding a third ho won't be an issue

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[dear-ao3]

[thememedaddy]

[mechatyto]

🍎🍊🎄🍋🍏

[runcibility]

(x)

[ushirominya]

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

[ushirominya]

me n u both buddy

[catchymemes]