i am trash and my blog is trash and everything is trash

jackdaw - ace - they/them - 26 if i remember to update my age. i just reblog things sometimes. hmu if you need me to tag anything. vulture sideblog instagram

[crispyhancock]

Suck Him Silly. next fucking question

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[fictionalgod]

[ispyspookymansion]

[thisisnolongerinuse]

[casismybestfriend]

this^ gif choice is even more perfect cause the moment immediately after looks like this:

[ispyspookymansion]

yeah sure. crazy gay destiel sex be upon ye i guess happy pride

[the-haiku-bot]

yeah sure. crazy gay

destiel sex be upon ye

i guess happy pride

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hotchnerbau]

“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

[alandrosul]

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

[catie-does-things]

[doberbutts]

I have a neighbor in her late 80s who I have lived next to for the past 4 years since I bought this house, that I have to re-introduce myself to every time she spots me outside. She remembers that I am her neighbor but cannot remember my name (unless she's talking to my partner, in which case she does remember my name but not his).

She has a truly ancient tiny dog whose pastimes include shitting on my driveway and picking fence fights with Fenris. Occasionally she will ask me to do his nails and he's actually wonderful for them so it takes like 3 minutes tops. She also will usually hand me whatever bill she has in her wallet for it- sometimes it's a 1, once it was a 50, usually it's like 5 bucks.

Now I have tried refusing her money and even gave the 50 back and wouldn't accept it. I then came home to the $50 bill taped to my back door the next day after work. So, you know, I'm kind of stuck accepting whatever she tries to give me because she WILL tape the money to my house somewhere otherwise.

(Once she gave one of her granddaughters a gift that required batteries and was distraught that it didn't come with any. Knocked on my door to ask if I had any. I haven't used my spare batteries in ages so I just gave her a whole pack. Refused to let her pay for them. Three days later a pack of batteries plus ten bucks was taped to my door. So this is not an uncommon occurance.)

Anyway this time she didn't have any money to pay because we're all fucking broke as shit on this block and she was really upset because his nails were starting to curl and once again I did them in like 3 minutes and when she apologized for not being able to pay me I just waved her off and told her not to worry about it.

I came home on Monday to my backyard being totally cleared of winter debris and the growing collection of winter dog shit as well as my fence repaired in two of the places that broke when the tree fell on it. I texted her adult son whose number I have and he confirmed he did it because he was happy that I helped his mom out with her dog. I tried to explain that it really does not take a lot to do the dog's nails but he similarly refused to hear it and said he'd be back in a few days to finish fixing the fence.

Idk why I thought he would be different from his mother. But I guess I get free fence repairs for the price of doing an old lady's dog's nails once every couple weeks to months.

[photon-milk]

I went to the beach and saw this vortex repeating the same pattern over and over in the sand.

[longseasons]

hello pervert with excellent music taste

[verysupersilly]

Rabbits are not rodents!

*fairly long post about animal cranial anatomy*

Contrary to common belief, rabbits and hares (Leporidae), together with pikas (Ochotonidae), do not belong to the order of rodents; They are, instead, lagomorphs.

I won’t dwell on behavioral or dietary differences, but I will show you a small detail of the skull that makes them distinguishable at a glance. First, let’s see if you can spot it yourself!

Got it? The answer lies in the incisors. While rodents have a single upper pair, often (but not always) colored red or orange - lagomorphs have two pairs of incisors in the upper jaw.

These teeth are called peg teeth, and they help them grind fibrous food.

I had so much fun making this post 🥹 I hope you like it, maybe let me know if you would like more

[xinakwans]

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[strawbebbynya]

[dogpuppy]

[mothmangang]

not letting this hide in the tags

[spartagulosus]

This seemed appropriate. Not really jmarty though so I hope it counts. Ace day 6 of @jonmartinweek

[ace-trainer-alice]

Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

[westsidegoons-deactivated201601]

why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it