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Simon || 29 || They/Them || Wizard at heart || I’m obsessed with TTRPGs, Fantasy Novels, and One Piece. Send me book recommendations! I don't tag anything but if you'd like me to just ask!

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[muzzlesbian]

shoving the tardis up my neopussy call that time dilation

[muzzlesbian]

-the doctor telling me that my surgery site is healing well at my 6-month checkup

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[bettyrightnow]

genuinely how it feels all the time

[s1ck0]

Enikő Katalin Eged

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[dogcunt]

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

[weaver-z]

I love predictions of the future that oscillate between "eerily prescient" and "what the hell are you talking about?" Like that description of the year 2,000 written in 1933 where the author predicts flatscreen television, the glass wall trend in the homes of the wealthy, and the obsolescence of stuffed mattresses, but is also convinced that normal showers will be replaced by a device called the VAPOR LANCE that VAPORIZES the DIRT on you

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

we let him down 😔

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[bunniope]

how splendid

[bunniope]

?

[ayeforscotland]

Still the best gaming fact.

[vixivulpixel]

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

Visit Original Link

[nettosan]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[lalatongzi]

This loser is still using a muzzle loading penis, while the rest if us have moved on to autoloading penis

[kushblazer666]

[oliverr-gardenn]

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

[oliverr-gardenn]

i meant road. road to success

[jellycreature]

Reblog the Toad of Success to sleep well, eat well, and have fun

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[twotheleft]

[melynnwaters]

sick as fuck if I’m being honest

[dogpuppy]