#fuck

hi i'm jessica, im 15 and i am the leader of the illuminati

[shotlifter]

HI OKAY so ive been inactive for about 2 1/2 weeks now and yeah im p much gonna stay inactive bc ive just sorta gotten bored of tumblr and i wanna do stuff and not be so caught up and addicted to this website anymore so im off now u can unfollow me and stuff if you want i wont be posting anymore but i will be keeping my blog because i want to keep all my posts in case i want to look through my ref tag or anything like that. anyways, i really hope you guys have an amazing day!!!!! go outside and smell flowers and pet a dog and be happy ily!!!

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

i just accidentally sent a pic of my pussy to my landlord. 

[austinbey-deactivated20180123]

yo rent finna be low as hell

[miesencianoesmihistoria]

[aesohp]

i love everything about this picture

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

[jrdyn-deactivated20150815]

Tectonic plates

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

thank You

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

[beben-eleben]

close enough

[toyphotographyblog]

Super Mario Sunshine.

[whoisnoahdillon]

[laurakinnys]

this is such bullshit there are clearly only two feet there everyone on this website is so gullible

[part-time-sorcerer]

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

[mightbemeagan-deactivated201305]

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)? Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.” 1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

[twistedviper]

[rneerkat-deactivated20130117]

with great power comes a great electricity bill

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

'who? oh, an internet friend?' yea and they're a better fuckin friend than you've ever been mate so get that disapproval out of your voice and up your goddamn game you should be ashamed of urself

[sassiestnugget]

thank u bing for translating white boy

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[beammeupsc0ttie-deactivated2014]

[shotlifter]

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

[bombing]

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

[joydick]

[softwaring]

[shotlifter]

Views of Mt Fuji; Yuga Kurita