Shouting About Nothing

17 years old Recent Hufflepuff alumni. Unemployed writer. Unaffiliated

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Let me slow you down | Dot & Grayson

Waits patiently after receiving her eldest brother Grayson's owl, for him to arrive. In the meantime, she started to stock the glorious pillow and blanket fort she made with all the provisions she had prepared. Oliver had helped her make an assortment of food, though she insisted it must all be comfort foods. This consisted primarily of baked goods, but there were staple items in there as well. She also used some of her hard earned poetry money to supply them with a random selection of alcohol. Never having bought it before, she settled on anything she supposed would sound  good. Lastly, she added the finishing touches by grabbing every stuffed item in the house that she could find. There were tons of pillows and cushions and stuffed animals, so that they could be surrounded by comfort at every turn. Oliver requested that she leave at least one pillow for him and Katie to sleep on, so she did. It was only fair, after all. Now all that was missing was Grayson. 

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I'm in desperate need of my thunderbuddy because I'm followed by storm clouds and it's been raining on my face. Prepare for me an umbrella and a hole to sleep in soonish, yeah?

Thunderbuddy powers activated. I shall begin preparing a blanket and pillow fort just for us and plenty of food and beverages so that we do not have to leave for days. 

Love you, Frogface. See you when you get here. 

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You will be worse because I am WAY cuter than you are, for sure. Everyone knows it.

Nu uh

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YES, I AM THE CUTEST! DINNER AT THE HOUSE COME EAT AND BASK IN MY CUTENESS!!!

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DID YOU SAY DINNER??? ONMYWAYNOW

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WILL CHLOE MAKE DESSERT!?!?!?

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She said yes because coming to dinner with us means she can skip making dinner herself and just do the fun part by baking in Katie and Oliver’s kitchen and not have to do dishes :D

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HOORAY! I'LL TELL ADDIE! But really, tell her thank you and we can do the dishes when we're done exploding from all the noms.

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You will be worse because I am WAY cuter than you are, for sure. Everyone knows it.

Nu uh

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YES, I AM THE CUTEST! DINNER AT THE HOUSE COME EAT AND BASK IN MY CUTENESS!!!

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DID YOU SAY DINNER??? ONMYWAYNOW

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WILL CHLOE MAKE DESSERT!?!?!?

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I WANT TO SURF SO BAD!!! lskdnslkg Let's do it. Also, Oliver is cooking and you should come eat.

IT’S REALLY HARD LIKE, I DID IT SOMEWHERE BY THE INDIAN SEA AND THE WATER DIDN’T APPRECIATE IT AND THE MERPEOPLE WEREN’T VERY HAPPY BUT I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYTHING SANPEOPLE TO ANGER. COMING~ SEE IF CHLOE CAN MAKE DESSERT

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OKAY I WILL ASK!

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You will be worse because I am WAY cuter than you are, for sure. Everyone knows it.

Nu uh

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YES, I AM THE CUTEST! DINNER AT THE HOUSE COME EAT AND BASK IN MY CUTENESS!!!

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Froggy if anyone could pull it off it would be you. 

Shhhh… Angus we all know he’s gonna marry Ricardo, ifheevergetsmarried.

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He can marry them both! Why isn’t group marriages a thing? It should be a thing. Dot, you can be Damien’s best man and Lilz can be James’ best man!

Yes Grayson we have your wedding planned!

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QUIT TRYING TO MARRY ME OFF

seriously though imagine that fucking last name

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I would make the bestest best man in the whole freaking world. 

Ooooo, imagine all the new in-laws at the Christmas party every year. THERE WILL BE SO MUCH FOOD GUYS.

DO IT GRAYSON, DO IT FOR THE FOOD!!!

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Grayson and James Potter sitting in a tree…

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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Calling him Jamesy while singing that would fit in better :b

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Froggy and Jamesy sitting in a tree… F-U-C… oh, um… K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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first comes love, then comes marriage AND I BETTER BE YOUR BEST MAN SKFHDKSJFSDHKFSDJF

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in a tree, Dot?? IN A TREE?

ANGUS IFJHBRKLF

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Froggy if anyone could pull it off it would be you. 

Shhhh... Angus we all know he's gonna marry Ricardo, ifheevergetsmarried.

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Grayson and James Potter sitting in a tree…

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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Calling him Jamesy while singing that would fit in better :b

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Froggy and Jamesy sitting in a tree... F-U-C... oh, um... K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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Grayson and James Potter sitting in a tree...

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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I'm Minnie Mouse!!! Mauve is a cat of course. Happy Halloween!!!!

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Saturday, BYOB! THE B COULD BE ANYTHING BUT SOUP SAYS IT'S BROOM

ALRIGHT i’ll bring my own bikini

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Bermuda. 

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BERMUDA

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CALM YOUR TITS MAN!

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CALM YOUR BOOTY MAN!

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CALM YOUR BOOBIES BOY!

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CALM YOUR BONES, BABY SISTER

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But my bones are breakdancing in bexcitement

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My boobies cannot be calmed because said baby sister stole my brassiere

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Buuuuuuuuut baby sister replaced them with bedazzled booty shorts

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Saturday, BYOB! THE B COULD BE ANYTHING BUT SOUP SAYS IT'S BROOM

ALRIGHT i’ll bring my own bikini

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Bermuda. 

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BERMUDA

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CALM YOUR TITS MAN!

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therewasabetter’b’wordyoucouldhaveused

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CALM YOUR BOOTY MAN!

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CALM YOUR BOOBIES BOY!

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CALM YOUR BONES, BABY SISTER

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But my bones are breakdancing in bexcitement

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Saturday, BYOB! THE B COULD BE ANYTHING BUT SOUP SAYS IT'S BROOM

ALRIGHT i’ll bring my own bikini

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Bermuda. 

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BERMUDA

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CALM YOUR TITS MAN!

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therewasabetter’b’wordyoucouldhaveused

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CALM YOUR BOOTY MAN!

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CALM YOUR BOOBIES BOY!

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Saturday, BYOB! THE B COULD BE ANYTHING BUT SOUP SAYS IT'S BROOM

ALRIGHT i’ll bring my own bikini

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but the bacon…

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bring your own bees

bring your own bag of blast-ended skrewts

bring your own basilisk o.O

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bring your own boobs

bring your own basket of biscuits

bring your own block of bricks

bring your own - HEY I CAN BRING MADAM

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BRING YOUR OWN BOGGART YESSS

that will go down well

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oh come on, it’ll be a scream ;D

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no it’ll be a BLAST

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It will be very black. 

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please don’t burn the bbq. boooooo

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Bermuda. 

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BERMUDA

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CALM YOUR TITS MAN!

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Saturday, BYOB! THE B COULD BE ANYTHING BUT SOUP SAYS IT'S BROOM

ALRIGHT i’ll bring my own bikini

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no it’ll be a BLAST

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It will be very black. 

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please don’t burn the bbq. boooooo

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Bermuda. 

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Bahamas.

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Come on pretty mama...