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Dear Rebecca Minkoff mini Cupid, you ma girl. You are an amazing lifting bag for makeup because you are so unassuming. You have a thin top that stays mostly closed when the zipper is open, and you got a FAT ASS that can hide a palette or two plus other stuff. No one suspects you because you are small and cute and designer. I love you so so much.

shiplofting

this is one of the sweetest love letters I’ve ever read ;-;

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i want someone to love me like that

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Things to lift before you become independent

Household items: Pots & Pans Shopper bags Dish soap Laundry soap Dryer sheets Bleach Stain sticks Air fresheners Candles Air in a can Dusting rags Towels of all shapes and sizes Food in every category. Vegan, organic, non perishable, gourmet, I don’t give a FUCK you deserve to eat!! Glasses/plates/silverware Wine bottle opener! Wine and booze! Cooking utensils

Personal care: Deodorant Shampoo/conditioner Tampons/pads Body scrubs Skin care Socks Makeup wipes Whatever makeup you want because you deserve it babe :’) Toothpaste Toothbrushes Teeth whitening strips Lotions Bubble baths (for long days where you’ve earned it) Face masks

Things to spend your boosting money on: Furniture! IKEA is so awesome Cooking tools! Mixers, microwaves, coffee machines, basically anything that you can’t lift just buy.

STORES THAT YOU WILL LOVE: Household decor: Pottery Barn, World Market, IKEA Beauty: Ulta Personal care: Bath and Body Works!! Cleaning supplies: Target! Please conceal in the dressing rooms :) Alcohol & Food: AJs! It’s fine food and if you have one in your state go go go! World Market has awesome wine selections and fun food! Clothes: Old Navy! Urban! Candles (it gets its own category because I LOVE CANDLES): BABW! Urban! POTTERY BARN AGH SO GOOD

Live comfortably! It doesn’t cost a fortune and if you don’t have a car, do what I do and bus to it! Lots of people do it and they’re just fine with it :) Get what you need and don’t struggle :)

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I love this so much

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THIS is my reference now. I’ve already started thinking of what I need to live in my own home. You helped so much.

Also may I add: Pencils, Pens, Erasers, Paper, Notebooks, Sticky Pads, Tape, Scissors, Hair Ties, Paper Clips, Nail files, Tweezers, Brushes, Disinfectant Wipes, Ziploc Bags, Room Spray, Tylenol or Advil, some form of pain relief, Itch and scratch cream, Extension cords, Cables, Food containers, Napkins Literally, there is so much we expect to be apart of a modern-day household, it is ridiculous. Who can afford it?

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Bruh, don’t forget first-aid shit!

Big ass bandaids, Ace Bandaids,Vaporub, Finger-sized bandaids , Neosporin, Liquid bandaid ,Peroxide, Burn ointment, Mederma, tiny bandaids, pain killers, wrist brace(s), gauze pads, steri-strips, butterfly bandaids, cold sore treatment, etc.

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Moving out in a few months and I’ve been needing a list like this! I sorta made my own but this has so much stuff I forgot!

thatonegaylifter

This needs to be reposted. We will all be independent (if not already) before we know it

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Zodiac signs as lifters

Aires- Confident lifter. Has never gotten caught and never will. Lifting comes easily and naturally to them. They usally aren’t active on liftblr but lurk a lot.

Taurus- Sloppy but has somehow never gotten caught. Lifts stuff that they won’t even use just for the sake of lifting it. Lifts a lot of food. Tends to be really extra.

Gemini- Flip flops between being a goodie goodie and vowing to never lift again, and being an expert lifter who easily lifts over the felony level every time they go out. Loves wearing disguises when lifting.

Cancer- Lifts because they don’t feel whole in life and needs material objects to try and fill the void. Immediately starts crying and admits as soon as they are sussed and doesn’t even try to talk their way out.

Leo- Is super proud about the fact that they lift and lets everyone in their friend group and social circle know. Always has the best hauls on liftblr. Lifts a lot of boujee clothing and hasn’t paid for any new clothing in years.

Virgo- Is more of a modest lifter who usually only lifts things they need or necessities (but not always). Super humble and is like the mom on liftblr who helps out all the newbies.

Libra- Secretly judge other lifters hauls and the things they lift (but would never admit it). They prefer lifting with other people as they hate being alone. Loves lifting gifts for their friends and family.

Scorpio- Chaotic lifters with a hot temper. Don’t wrong them or they will use their lifting powers for evil and lift very important things from you. Usally very active on liftblr.

Sagittarius- Very lucky lifters. They seem to be able to get away with things no other lifter would. Loves traveling to a lot of different places to lift at. Will literally drive hours from their home just to go lifting at a new place.

Capricorn- Doesn’t really lift all that often but when they do lift they are excellent at it. Isn’t really active on liftblr and doesn’t like people knowing they lift.

Aquarius- Known as the weirdest lifters on liftblr. Prefers to lift alone. Literally lifts EVERYTHING from books, to clothes, to makeup, etc. Hates authority and rules, is a natural rebel, making liftblr the perfect community for them.

Pisces- Has an almost psychic ability to know when lp or sa’s are onto them. Lifting comes naturally to them. They are very charismatic and can usually talk their way out of getting in trouble if they are caught.

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whys this accurate asf

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Libra ;)

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aquarius 👍 hah I make my own rules

funkygoblinboy

@ me next time

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aries

liftface

an underrated lifting tip:

listen & sing & dance to

-”cold hard bitch” by jet

-”bad girls” by M.I.A.

-”fuck with myself” by banks

-”gangsta” by kat dahlia

-”don’t play” by halsey

in the car on the way to your lifting scenes & make the world ya mf BITCH

uwu-lifter

devilish by chase atlantic

off to the races by lana del rey

money power glory by lana del rey

this is what makes us girls (demo) by lana del rey

playing dangerous by lana del rey

all we ever wanted by hey violet

wasabi by little mix

vroom vroom by charli xcx

daddy af by slayyyter

rockstar 101 by rihanna

diamonds are forever by sabrina carpenter

fuck boys get money by femm

blow by ashnikko

deadbeatroyal

to add to this ‘bad bitch gon steal ur shit’ playlist:

geeked by bhad bhabie

all alone by freddie dredd

carrollton by suicide boys

tati by 6ix9ine

walk by comethazine

pleazer by tyga

stop snichin by yg

lifterlove

I really think we need to start calming down on our giant hauls honestly. The 1,500$ hauls from ulta and Sephora gotta stop soon because we’re destroying our own chances here. We’re forcing them to really crack down and make it impossible to steal even an eyeliner anymore. Honestly treating yourselves like this constantly is ruining the community and we won’t last much longer

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Fuck yeah. Some folk have been saying this for ages. Even though Ulta and Sephora aren’t a thing in some parts of the world, their overseas counterparts notice this shit too and often adopt security measures from the US.

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if you find yourself unable to think about anything but your next lift, you can’t concentrate in school or at work because you’re thinking about lifting, or it feels impossible to go a few days without grabbing something, anything, even if it isn’t something you actually want—it’s time to take a break

let me say that again. if lifting has become your whole life, you need to take a break. right now. log out of liftblr, pick up a new hobby. take a break until you can walk in and out of a store that has nothing you would ever use and not feel the itch to lift “just because you can”

lift-fever

Shoplifting addiction is real guys!

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Seriously, it’s true

blueeheroin

Biggest lifting fear

Every single blog is role play and I’m the only one actually shoplifting

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theres drama all over my dashboard I’m just trying to steal shit

lofilifter

I’m blocking all the people in the drama bc I just don’t wanna see it lmfao

liftinghighs-blog

The scariest part of lifting is how easy everything is once you do it the first time. The fear just disappears. I mean, there’s still the normal lifting nervousness, but you’re not scared to do it anymore, you’re excited. Like for instance, my lifting buddy and I went months too scared to lift bigger things like bags bc we couldn’t put them in our purses. Now? In around 2 months give or take we’ve lifted 16 purses (6 of which are high end) and 3 backpacks (2 are high end). All of the high end bags have been lifted in the past month alone. I used to be too terrified to snag one and now it’s just so easy that I have no problem leaving the store with a Michael Kors purse. It’s scary tbh bc you sort of forget that what you’re doing is illegal and being caught stealing a $400 purse will definitely send your ass to jail. My entire life could change in an instant if I’m caught doing this. You can’t let yourself forget these things just bc it seems so easy. You never know who’s on to you and just waiting to catch you.