not a business

mary • 26 • she/her milk hater, cheese lover

[shrekgogurt]

no because this is what begging people to take a chance on your wip actually feels like:

[shrekgogurt]

need need need need need need need need people to realize that people who live in a place are not a monolith of their government

anyway that’s on me for having tumblr during a world sporting event again

[bigblazecoffee]

The world during those 10 minutes when Egypt had a 2 goal lead

[shrekgogurt]

FIFA refs I simply 🔪🔪🔪

[bettedavisgf]

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

[glorious-spoon]

listen i respect the 'eddie realizes he's in love with buck and smoothly flirts instead of confessing his feelings' movement, but realistically, if eddie realizes he's in love with buck he will not be smooth about it. he will start saying the most insane shit imaginable and pretending it's normal. compliments lifted from his abuela's dog-eared 1970s bodice rippers. unhinged metaphors. finally, at long last, a confession rehearsed sixteen times - out loud, to the ire of his uber driver - on his way over to buck's new place - and still hopelessly bungled upon arrival.

eddie has never once in his life been smooth when it actually mattered to him. if he realizes he's in love with buck, he'll be a cringey disaster from start to finish and he'll still get kissed senseless about it, because buck is every bit as much of a cringey disaster as he is.

[nostalgic-shamefest]

Mind you this is the last time Eddie tried to ask someone to be together and actually sort of gave a fuck

And this is the reaction

Yeah Buck is in for a big one...

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[lanascurse]

women's football is a hydrogen bomb compared to men's. every two minutes they blow the whistle cuz a man tripped on the grass while a woman could get her arm amputated and still get up to play.

[userfish]

I don’t care that the US openly cheated when the red card was racially motivated

[shrekgogurt]

FIFA refs genuinely racist as fuck

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[realtapiocafan]

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[lover-of-mine]

Okay, it's been a minute since I said something controversial, but legit, parts of this fandom need to remember Buck and Eddie are grown men in their mid 30s.

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

[buckettesandwhicj]

hey so wtf happened in amsterdam today….