Get Out Me Swamp

i only made this blog cause shrek made me

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[unclefather]

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

[unclefather]

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

[gonegirl2012-blog]

[40ozbaka]

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

[nymphodeces]

why does dennys have a tumblr

[dennys]

why do you

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[slothblog]

me: *is bitter but is also right*

[v-o-l-a-c-i-o-u-s]

please, stay alive baby

[slothblog]

what

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[missmarymac817]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[saiasus]

[zackisontumblr]

same

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

[daily-dose-of-doggo]

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[tarpo]

I never wanted this video to end.

[do-over]

Pure joy in movement. 🐶

[mk2-titan]

@rosextract

[see-arcane]

doggo in motion

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

He really made up for that second to last one with that final MASSIVE LEAP

[tastefullyoffensive]

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt

[thursday]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly