ding to the dong

sam, 22yo, and so done.

[memewhore]

[petbud]

[kimpossibooty]

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

[kanyewesticle]

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

[zenyattasperceptrons]

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

[shrektify]

me: damn why dont i play more online multiplayer games

me immediately after interacting with the type of people that play online multiplayer games: ah

[historyandmemes]

“We’re Christian missionaries and we’re here to civilize you!” 

[kinkydonuts]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

this jpeg alone gave me the common cold, god only knows what the actual video would do to me

[shrektify]

some loser: so what did u think about mayweather vs pacquaio?

me, an intellectual: im sorry,,, ive never heard of that court case before

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

[tratior]

Mom: did u do ur chores Me: check my faq sweetie :) xoxo

[highwatermark]

[nick-avallone]

“you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”

[intensional]

[prrrk03]

[rickgrimesbabyface]

Why