The Landfill

| Axel | 27 | he/him |

[pleckthaniel]

Favorite genre of post

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[jorrmungandr]

[catchymemes]

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[catchymemes]

[starswallowingsea]

[systlin]

Crab Rave 10 Hours

[anchy2006]

*reads news about queen*

*opens tumblr*

[mugiwara--ya]

[chismosavirus]

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

[un-unpopular]

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

[zooophagous]

This is so fun its just like Jenga

[techno-trashcan]

[evilwizard]

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

[evilwizard]

oh thank god

[didthekingdieyet]

Still waiting…

ALT

[gae-ta]

[didthekingdieyet]

ALT

[didthekingdieyet]

hey guys. hey guys guess what.

[spelldealer]

these are also animals

[holdyourthroat]

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

[batsdotjpg]

terfs in my notes i hope you all fucking die. go away