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kmnm1403

"fingers in his ass daughter or driving in my car son" why not both?

#hey guys

threedollarsdotcom

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

mutationgirl

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

localcoffeeshop

"What!? I-it's not my fault if I can't face them since I left to try to find a body… E-even if it means, not letting them find out, I've been their neighbor… Look! It's just something you can't understand, mew!"

dontbelasagnax

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

savetheworldkissaplushie

mysterycat-official

this is my favourite tweet of all time

crabussy

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

byjove

I do prefer when TERFs have URLs like vulvaclitoriswombyn instead of innocuous bullshit like opinionssideblog. It’s like when poisonous bugs are bright colors.