you dont need treats and you dont need tricks

Liza | 22 | she/her | bi Read my about before following please!

[shrimpnoodless]

changed my url!

gh0sting-al0ng -> shrimpnoodless

heres my about me for mobile users: https://shrimpnoodless.tumblr.com/about

[transgenderer]

As I understand it living in LA is one of those cosmically perfect acts where the punishemnt for the crime is the act itself

[greenbloods]

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[algae-illustrations]

Silly comic. Grace would absolutely pull this move.

[kiisuuumii]

anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence

[galacticsabc]

Rocky did some research on his earth thinking machine.

[saintvitus]

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[dogpuppy]

[starrynet]

exactly

[boringkate]

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[doubleca5t]

There's something kinda funny about how RWBY just absolutely refuses to die despite a constant stream of adversity. The first season was objectively hot garbage but it still got a second season. The creator of the series whose passion project the whole thing was passed away in a freak accident after the second season but they just kept going without him and somehow a significant portion of the fanbase went along for it. The budget got slashed in Season 5 because of gross mismanagement but no worries! The fans stuck with it and they got it back for Season 6. Then a few seasons later the entire company that's been producing it went completely tits up and we all assumed THAT would be the end but nope!!! They got bought by Viz. RWBY has now outlived both the man who dreamt it up and the company that produced it. In an era where numerous streaming shows get axed after one or two seasons despite being critical successes with large fanbases it is completely baffling that a show that is so consistently troubled and infamously has an extremely mixed reception cannot be fucking ended despite all indications to the contrary. It truly is femslash Supernatural

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

guess what just got greenlit for a 10th season, 2 years after OP's post