you dont need treats and you dont need tricks

Liza | 22 | she/her | bi Read my about before following please!

[shrimpnoodless]

changed my url!

gh0sting-al0ng -> shrimpnoodless

heres my about me for mobile users: https://shrimpnoodless.tumblr.com/about

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[sluttynurse]

this is my copium

[shrimpnoodless]

happy new year!! heres this years pig :)

[livinginteo]

A standalone clip of Fin Fin wishing you a happy new year!

Via finfin.de - credit also to @finfinfan1997 for reminding me about it.

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

[chicago-gay-sex-blog]

RIP 2012

Okay guys, 2013 is going to fucking rule. I have a really good feeling about this one. I believe in astrology and tarot and all that stuff. I had my aura read once and it told me that I was going to have a rocky romance. Well, I actually had three, but that was pretty weird that the lady told me that. Anywho, let’s get this year started right! Put on MGMT and dance with me! Wherever you are!

BucketSnarp420

[calebwittebane]

only things related to those shows i'll ever want to or need to see

[3000s]

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

[andhumanslovedstories]

Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[becdecorbin]

[windtraces]

baklava is yummy but it's delicious

[garbage-empress]

I'm glad that we're finally talking about the negative aspects of baklava

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[segamascott]

[thekimspoblog]

It's funny because there was a historical period where photographic evidence was generally considered reliable and that period is over.

[datasnake]

This picture from 1917 convinced Arthur Conan Doyle that fairies existed.

[segamascott]

because they clearly are? use your damn eyeballs

[christianstepmoms]

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

[michelleion]

you really do have to watch the video, it's everything

[wokeuplaughing]

big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8