shrimpodile

corn chips (korean) they/them

[aniconist]

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

[thriftedspacesuit]

time to break out my favorite photo I ever took

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[clarisliadon]

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 2 days 8 hours

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[izzyscursedcorner]

The visions… they come to me in hunger based delirium.

[nartothelar]

battle junkies

[nartothelar]

don’t be mean to joule

- emmet breeds joktik as a hobby

- as a side hustle to pay for the expenses, he allows others to “adopt” them if they seem trustworthy enough (and only after a certain amount of time under his own care)

- he names every joltik he gives away

[dietranch]

bath bomb

[sleepysealion]

A little windy.

[depsidase]

[hymnism]

my one wish for studio trigger is that they don't draw laios like a dehydrated twink when he takes his shirt off if he doesn't look exactly like this in the anime i will cry and scream

[hymnism]

listen i can't watch people in the tags talk about how chubby or soft he is anymore like im sorry to inform you but this is not what a fat man looks like. brother is absolutely stacked he just happens to not look shrinkwrapped please learn what actual fat people look like

[hymnism]

oh jesus christ he's not "average" either he's clearly built as fuck you don't get that kind of body type without a lot of work please google human man

[hymnism]

@fruitsaladcowb0y there are several actually their names from left to right are namari dia and leed

and the author has some art books called daydream hour that has tons and tons of art of all her characters and is actually where that second image of laios comes from (i read dunmesh on mangago which included daydream pages within the chapters of the manga itself but im not sure if other sites have it or not)

[ominous-signs]

the need for blood is rising.

Official ominous sign

[theglitterking2005]

[ominous-signs]

Feel the blood on your skin

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]