sinner. crimedoer. all around hottie.

Emila. 25. they/them

[helenvaughans]

why are the most powerful people in the world all such whiny fucking babies now

[mellodrammattic]

the "humans are naturally greedy" argument is one of capitalism's oldest myths. if humans were naturally greedy above all else, our species would have died out long ago. humanity survived because people shared food, cared for one another, and worked together. cooperation built societies, greed built fortunes. don't confuse the values of capitalism with the nature of humanity.

[depsidase]

[dogcunt]

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[Video Description by idowhatiwantspock: A tiktok from Paal Bjørndal of a white haired lighthouse worker with a glorious white beard speaking into the camera, as wind blows his hair around. No dialogue is audible over the sound of wind. The video caption reads "Here I tell you some really inspiring quotes. I hope this will help you get up in the morning" End Description]

[stahsm]

Hemming stitch.

Video by fashion.tailor89 on TikTok.

[overdose-art]

A SILK HERALDIC RUG, POSSIBLY KASHAN, CENTRAL PERSIA, EARLY 20TH CENTURY

[septembercfawkes]

PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.

[yournerdybigbro]

Cute socks are a type of lingerie

[teaboot]

As a security guard, should I perhaps be a little more subtle about how bad I am at recognizing faces?

Perhaps.

But is it not, on the other hand, incredibly funny to point to a guy in line for the door facing the other direction and wearing a face mask, sunglasses, hoodie, and ball cap and tell my partner, "Hey, that's Shitty Rick, he's not allowed in here"?

Absolutely it is, Every Fucking Time

[teaboot]

A short list of shit that have given people away:

Flat arches

Brachydactyly type D

Whorls in hair

Distinct spinal deformity

Scabs

Tattoos

Wig easily clockable as a Wig

Full-body disguise, same necklace

Amputated finger

One leg shorter than the other

Always ordered the same weird drink at some point every single time without fail

Same belt

Same shoes

Changed clothes but kept coming back with the same person

Distinct body odor

Missing a canine tooth

Uniquely pronounced superorbital ridge

Skin condition

Birthmark

Unique facial tic

Kept trying to get into the same place, ALWAYS in full disguise- Wig, glasses, clothing, makeup, etc- so consistently that every time a "new" person showed up, it was them

Mentioned their Russian mother to every person they spoke to, to the point that "they would not shut up about their Russian mom" was enough to know they'd been there

Left and came back in a full face mask but changed nothing else

Orthopedic platform shoe

Eyebrows

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[pitbolshevik]

roswell chewed up a fucking battery. he's acting totally fine and i dont think he got burnt or swallowed anything but that's definitely something im gonna be panicking over for the rest of the night

[pitbolshevik]

battery is definitely punctured but no burns in his mouth (i checked) i rinsed his mouth immediately just to be safe. it's a triple A, not very big. still extremely worried.

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[the-real-ted-cruz]

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

[super-face]

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

[sneakyfeets]

[cryptognomicon]

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

[transastronautistic]

id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”

[therobotmonster]

Sometimes you can hear voices from the trees...

[person-of-many-names]

I like your shoelaces

[avocadosfromfigaro]

Thanks, I pulled them out of a stump filled with fae water and now it wards off the President

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.