Video games and iconic mushroom-based humor

20 something floating through the forest finding my way home.

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I don't even wanna Dougie anymore what's the point

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I could really go for a walk through the valley of the shadow of death rn

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The murky glass walls crack under the delicate approach of a surgical thrust that strikes true in case anyone was wondering

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I've received funds from my cat (2 hair ties) and he thinks this is enough for rent? Kicking his ass out!!!

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Really wish I wasn't afflicted right now

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What the hell was that guy from Home Alone with the tommy gun's problem? What gives him the right to decide if Snakes' keister was no good

[kant-deactivated20190908]

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

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I only know hate. Unrelenting and incorrigible hate, and the physical location of every item in dark souls 3.

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How the fuck did someone invent buttons that do things it's crazy, this world.

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Just passed a garage band practicing and I started heckling them because unbeknownst to them I see their true potential and I'm a former master past his glory day, bitter at the state of my craft.

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Kinda wishing I could command an army of raccoons rn

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Some whack ass crone just instilled cosmic terror into my psyche and made me relive my own mind prison for 3 eternities, and I'm just saying if anyone sees her call the ministry cause there's gonna be a murder

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Drank too many moca locas and now my eyes won't close. It's been 3 days and I can see the luminant butterflies of olde; delicate yet foreboding as they are. I imagine within the next 48 hours I will be in the company of many other eyes that peer and wriggle betwixt reality and dream.

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Playing my own femur like a big flute to erect pillars of sand that consume the guy that just cut me off

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Billy from Billy and mandy, now there's a guy that knows how to rip it

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The ice is melting, and the squelching arteries under the roadways are warming the streets up and imbuing fog upon the suburban area. Dawg I just wanted to go to Costco and get a chicken bake

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I wish I wish for a fiscal awareness and forethought into spending choices