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Emmy (she/her/hers) | mid twenties | wannabe morticia addams personal blog. amalgation of my bad sense of humor, fandoms (tagged as best i can), general bitching, and the occasional death positivity post. my askbox is always open if you'd like something tagged for blacklist purposes. sometimes i write or talk too.

[dailyhistoryposts]

The Original Rainbow Pride Flag (1978) by Gilbert Baker.

[nagunkgunk]

[soupmoss]

was playing Survival Video Game and installed a mod that adds a thirst mechanic but it also adds a pee mechanic and i don't really want that but i DO want the other mechanics so here we are. but now the game is yelling at me with shaking red text on the screen telling me to turn on urination in the config settings and it's been making me laugh so hard i have to pee irl

[soupmoss]

fucking emargency❗❗❗

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[grillmasterxbbq]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[pseudomantis]

I miss being 9 years old and watching alien sighting videos on YouTube and getting so scared I felt sick

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[iceskatingmobsters]

my favorite thing about my dogs is they have the EXACT look of a lot of like… Edgy Art Dogs (and I’m not disparaging Edgy Art Dogs that’s part of the reason I got sable in particular)

and then they move and you realize they are Certified Bozo

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[noccolibroccoli]

the danger of working with teenagers is that sometimes they will read you for absolute filth

[vampirezogar]

[ourlordapollo]

Can't bend my arm enough to get into my chest binder (elbow still sprained) so. WOKE Phoenix Wright

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[midnightnautilus]

I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it

[iceskatingmobsters]

can anyone send me the fucking “I would simply not move in” letterbox review of housemaid that’s going around I read it this morning and was howling and couldn’t reblog it before I fell asleep and now it’s GONE

[bwaah]

beautiful combination of skedaddling and schmovement