neen

[shshoulder]

Well well well . Back on tumblr I suppose.

[im-going-to-say-what-i-want]

Thicc. 😜❤😜

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[im-going-to-say-what-i-want]

Lots of tattoos since the last post damn!

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

“I told you to stop chasing them damn birds”

[gahhhdamn]

animals; they’re just like us

[shshoulder]

Oldie but a goodie

[shshoulder]

Cute ass outfit

[shshoulder]

Added to my leg🦇😜

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[vmcards17-deactivated20220116]

Please bless me

[007101s]

Nice

[dillligaf]

Lol

[diyftw-doityourselffucktheworld]

Bless me please❤

[little-john69]

Yes please

[shshoulder]

Me wearing only sweater and shorts, featuring a smol ghost boi

[shshoulder]

Yea I got another tattoo...🤗😍😜🤟

[awesomage]

Children’s Raincoat Funny Duck BLACK FRIDAY WARM UP… Special Promo Discount for the next 200 units. SHOP NOW

[shshoulder]

This is the cutest fucking thing

[shshoulder]

Cant wait for more tattoos😜😜😜

[shshoulder]

Hey it's me again...💜

[dirtylittledamsel]

cops on Queer Eye:

are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find

their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked

when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 

firefighters on Queer Eye:

try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 

let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest

let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks

take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves

their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen

the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

[gaysemiotics]

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

[scrabblezard]

I’m pretty sure Karamo wanted to fuck the firefighters

[shshoulder]

It's me.

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”