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[joel]

oh.

[viekastv]

[epic-humor]

see more

[thesexosaurus-deactivated201511]

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

[oldloves]

[prinsasslou]

long live 2006

[dietdoctorkelp1-blog]

she is doing the tongue thing

[willyoulovemeh]

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

[sixpenceee]

Art by Emil Alzamora

Called BODIES OF WISDOM AND MISDEMEANOR

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[asian]

have you ever been so high that you rolled your friend into a joint

[nyahgust]

this is the greatest breaking bad video ever and it’s not even 10 seconds long

[the-book-of-darkness-deactivate]

[rosethorntea]

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

[kevinbolk]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[creep3arra-deactivated20161218]

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

[copano]

[0hhgodpleaseshutup]

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

[confessionsofamichaelstipe]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 

[ayeehanako]

[0negirlarmy]

GOD LOOK AT THIS PERFECTION

[just-dont]

now THIS IS HOW LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK

I’M TALKING TO YOU M NIGHT SHALAYAMANANA

[toothless-madness]

shalayamanana

[arrowsanddandelions]

Actually I’m a bit disapointed in the acting. AND IM A BIG AJ FAN! It’s just that Maleficent is so elegant and calm and here she’s all weird and just… Out of character. :C

[mathsdebater]

You’re not in love with me, not really, you just love the way I always made you feel. Like you were the centre of my world. Because you were. I would have done anything for you.

Abby McDonald, Getting Over Garrett Delaney (via cxgarettes)

[irisannwest]

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

[gemmacorrell]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gemmacorrell/foureyes]