[toffeeeswirls]

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[bonersniper]

Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[laserbobcat]

I loved them SO MUCH I couldn’t resist.

[huffylemon]

ta da

[stopmakingthosedecisions]

THE WEASARD

[furrypost-generator]

i cooka him into soup

[justalurkr]

Lucifer's Canary

[bobacupcake]

✨ ffxiv job stones - healers ✨

white mage - scholar - astrologian

[crispy]

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

[valtsv]

we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

[valtsv]

me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it*

monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY UP THE BOUGHS OF THIS TREE AND FIND A SUITABLE VANTAGE POINT TO STRATEGICALLY SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

[valtsv]

me: alright, i’m up. now how do i get down?

monkey brain: use tail to maintain balance and JUMP!

me: we don’t have a tail, remember? we evolved beyond it.

monkey brain:

[daffodilandroses]

Meanwhile in Australia

[colourblue]

[colourblue]

[youngalientype]

I'm out picking my own raspberries and...

[youngalientype]

Everyone please look at this I am fucking crying alone in a field of raspberries

[xbox-nun]

I was so fucking torn between these two answers

[everydaylouie]

today i saw a birb runnin’ fast

[lady-of-crowns]

[straightboyfriend]

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[6xthsense]

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way