convenience store animal

when that dog wags its tail and it it appears happy, it's not real.

[wvterways]

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[cursedbycain]

"but the blood in the water is the blood of my brother"

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[peachdoxie]

[kingscrown666]

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

honey he has a fish for a head

[tartrazeen]

We don't know it's a fish

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[mangoi-shake]

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

Fińàncial Harm

[tittyinfinity]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[homingpigecns]

i have no idea if i would like heated rivalry like if it could really change my life or its too basic for my refined yaoi tastes but also i overwhelmingly dont need to find out. i have other stuff going on. i dont have it in me to stan hudson williams

[aropride]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism