shwizard

*hi, I'm 20! *Sylph of Heart *THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG YOU WILL SEE 18+ THINGS BE WARNED

[shwizard]

Hey! Welcome to the Schwizard tower!

I'm the Schwizard here!

I go by a variety of names but for now you can call me Kryl.

The Updatezz!! I try to edit this on a semi regular basis with dates attached

The Nine Delights

I have an art Tumblr!

I also have a writing tumblr!

Here's a short, and important note I need to add for newcomers: red indicates the end of this serious note!

This is not a blog about Politics, however, I am a US citizen, and the situation we are facing here is not good (imo). I will not be arguing with anyone about that. I WILL occasionally post/repost certain posts to try and help extend their reach as I believe it needs to be done. DNI if you agree with or think that the following list of people are good or should be in a position of power anywhere. I will block you if you try. (This list may be updated, I don't have all of the information but I have enough to put my foot down.)

Trump

Elon musk

Mark Zuckerberg

JD Vance

ICE

RFK JR

Charlie Kirk or Erika Kirk

Also

Silly stuff from this point forward!!

Here's my list of fandoms/things I like (ongoing as I either discover new ones or remember old ones)

- X-Files

-Rainworld

-Criminal Minds

-Homestuck!

-Stardew Valley

-Webfishing

-Legend of Zelda (top three are Wind Waker, Skyward Sword, and Twilight Princess)

-Vocaloid (I like the character designs and have listened to some of the music though I'm not a super fan, and not crazy involved. I enjoy it anyway feel free to make recommendations for music or other content on this.)

-Vampires (I have a general liking of vampires! Vtm, Twilight((for the comedy)) I watched Nosferatu recently, Asterion from bg3 (I want to play this game badly) etc. I write my own self indulgent stuff because of this)

- Horror as a whole genre! (I love digging my teeth (;D) into a good indie horror game, or internet horror projects. I used to enjoy movies but it's hard to find a good actually scary horror movie these days)

-Alien franchise (my favorite one is resurrection, I don't care if you think it's bad. Also I love shipping Ripley and Call)

- Magic The Gathering

-Lord of the Rings + The Hobbit

-Star Trek

And there's probably more but I have yet to think of them!

Please interact for any of these fandoms or even if you just want to create some chaos with me!

Do not interact if (this may be updated later as I see fit)

-You're a minor

-You agree with Patrick Bateman

-You want to start any sort of homestuck discourse (I am to tired to do anything but just enjoy what i can of that shitpost of a fic)

-you don't like cats, or cats don't like you

[breakfastaisles]

The Character pipeline

There was another comic like this that i was desperately looking for, but I couldn't find it. so i made my own

[shwizard]

@that-gay-kay Daniel Jackson, Ace attorney boys, steeby

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[sawyerpilled]

my pride post i think

[sawyerpilled]

decided to make them seperate as well,,,, rock on ,,

[shwizard]

I made a thing....

[shwizard]

Its every so often someone likes this post and I have to reblog it again

[shamebats]

There's this whole story unfolding on TikTok right now about this account that got popular — a woman in the US who calls up churches & pretends to have a starving newborn that hasn't eaten since last evening & asks them if they could help her out with a can of formula. Unsurprisingly, none of the ridiculous megachurches actually ever say yes, and the churches & other religious institutions that did say yes are getting lots of support from people.

But I just saw a video of a TT user explaining that they decided to do their own little social experiment — by walking up to drug dealers on the street, telling them there's a young woman with a baby who needs help with formula, and literally all of them immediately reached into their pockets. In this story, the OP did have a real neighbor with a baby who ended up getting some much needed baby supplies. Thanks to the charity of local drug dealers.

A lot of Americans are learning that their rich white Christian churches are less willing to help their communities than black churches, mosques, buddhist temples & apparently also crack dealers.

[hollanderozanov]

MEN IN BLACK (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[kittyqueentengu]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[mrnike3000]

Got a new company to pay me a better wage and 🙂‍↕️ give me benefits 🙏🏾 reblog it🌟✨

[liberalsarecool]

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

[myrandomstuffpage]

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

[shwizard]

With much struggle. My one and ONLY mermaid drawing. I made a bettafish girl.

[shwizard]

So I guess I’m drawing another mermaid. Gonna post some wikipedia articles to go with her folks!

[shwizard]

Here my tuna fish girl!

[shwizard]

Heres some Wikipedia articles to go with these!

Did you know the Betta Fish is also known as the Siamese Fighting Fish?

And Herring make up some of the biggest schools of fish in the world?

And that Tuna is a predator fish?

[shwizard]

With much struggle. My one and ONLY mermaid drawing. I made a bettafish girl.

[shwizard]

So I guess I’m drawing another mermaid. Gonna post some wikipedia articles to go with her folks!

[shwizard]

Here my tuna fish girl!

[shwizard]

With much struggle. My one and ONLY mermaid drawing. I made a bettafish girl.

[shwizard]

So I guess I’m drawing another mermaid. Gonna post some wikipedia articles to go with her folks!

[lunameovv]

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[moonlitvesper]

madohomu 4eva

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[birusoda]

@wiifuck