I Lick Salt Lamps

He/they Adult(20) Commissions open 0/5 slots taken

[ilickedyoursaltlamp]

To connect my web of blogs I’m making this post that will probably become my ever changing encyclopedia of Salt Information

About me

I am Salt. I am an adult. I do art on my sideblog, @saltlamplickin

If you must find me on another platform, I lurk on bsky https://bsky.app/profile/ilicksaltlamps.bsky.social

If there is anything to know about me, it’s that I like Homestuck, Wings of Fire, Animal Jam, and making blorbos for all of my favorite things.

Homestuck rp sideblogs are @bloodlesscecropia and @dudebropartysassacre3 - the latter is co-owned by me and my partner.

My animal jam blog is @infinity57511

I take commissions, but am not actively seeking them out which is why my price information is not currently available.

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Every day I must choose kindness and not tell the modern art haters to impale themselves on the lobster phone

[queer-as-city-folk]

What do you mean that Rothko, fucking ROTHKO "looks like shit"

You know what's going to look like shit? You once you've been skinned alive

[queer-as-city-folk]

Like, I am holding so much rage

[queer-as-city-folk]

Every day I must choose kindness and not tell the modern art haters to impale themselves on the lobster phone

[god-mouths]

yeayeayea

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[radioactivetoad]

drawing so much in 1 night you lose the ability to tell what looks good and what doesnt

*****TUMBLR STAFF PLEASE NOTE the above image is a wet little frog. Please do not flag this post PLEASE let me use him as a reaction image thank you*****

[radioactivetoad]

[ravmycupine]

Grace makes a shocking discovery

[cryptidsydario]

You understand

[1eona]

Go in the dark emojis for when someone should go in the dark

[moths-are-pretty-cool]

POV: You cast a spell.

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[alpha-kenny-1]

also using pov incorrectly

[virtualgirladvance]

nah you're just the other person in the thruple and have made some bad decisions in your life

[wayfire-official]

POV: you've gone undercover in a couple that has too much money, in order to secretly Siphon off funds to your actual polycule, but you're starting to wonder if it is actually worth it.

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[homunculus-argument]

The most terrifying thing about all sorts of AI thingamagigs isn't that they're stupid as shit, it's the fact that there nonetheless are people stupid enough to benefit from them. Artificial intelligence isn't intelligent in any passable way, but when you're the type of motherfucker operating on pure natural home-grown stupidity, and by default on your own you're wrong 60-80% of the time, of course an overcomplicated word predictor that's wrong 20-90% of the time is going to feel like a goddamn oracle.

Artificial intelligence gives idiots who are too uncreative to come up with original thoughts the same access to brand new and novel idiotic ideas as more innovative, creative idiots naturally have. Nature was wise enough to not grant them this power, and we are currently finding out why.

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[hellsitegenetics]

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[nudityandnerdery]

[theveryquietquiet]

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[stardustfanfare]

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

[stardustfanfare]

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp