Shwofty reblogs

23+yo. Art boi that should really post more But instead plays games and sometimes streams @shwoftyart for art I guess.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jimmy Cao

[dogpuppy]

[itsbrig]

I have deep love for the cat.

[bornulhu]

comics that convey emotion and state of being with color like this are everything. So incredibly nice to see and feel

[oshadefiant]

Lach having a one-sided mother-son relationship with the soil witch 🥺

[jkl-fff]

HE'S SO TINY AND PROUD TO BE OUT AND ABOUT WITH HIS MOM IN THEIR FANCY, NEW CLOTHES!

[shuploc]

Robert Robertson wip 🚨

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[sagihairius]

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts and props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

[doglover43-deactivated20250923]

take your kids to work day!!

[coyoteobsessed]

let’s go to work with mama

[coolyo294]

The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

[strideofpride]

“In North Korea, there’s no sun. They got rid of the sun. Cause communism”

[strideofpride]

“In North Korea, there’s no garbage on the streets. Another tragedy begeted by communism”

[crabussy]

let's form structures with mamas

[crabussy]

these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth

also important to note that the

and:

[jyukkingoff]

oh yeah I did labelko and finished yukari too (they just jumped reimu label wanted her naginata back)

[anton--rayne]

twitter finally recommending me good stuff

[anton--rayne]

shes so true..

[runningskaven]

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[numahachi]

[sokindragonjou]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhghgh