welcome

hi i'm Jade, I live in Melbourne, Australia!

[cryptotheism]

[paper-mario-wiki]

the shit your parents do when you move out

[jasper-rolls]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot

[communist-hatsunemiku]

this is even worse cuz i just realized that you'd literally be wearing a $3500 vr headset while your fucking cooking. this shit would be stupid even if it cost $35

[that-house]

briefly forgot Death Note was a thing and was wondering why I'd need to spend $3500 to know if my pasta was transphobic

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

As a fellow person in their twenties, you good?

i wish i could float in a river face down for seventy kilometers and not drown

[ashblossomandjoyousspring]

We don't blame them

[dragongirltitties]

theyre just so smooth

[easel-eisel]

[memeuplift]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

I’m not working retail now, but have done so for many years in the past.

Goth Girls are always nice.

[stuckinapril]

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[sacred-portal]

[blueberryspecificpesttimetable]

[spamtonromantic]

[huebris808]

[brucesterling]

[nikolamiprosciutto-deactivated2]

[spicyblogger2]

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

[spicyblogger2]

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

[spicyblogger2]

OK my dad also got it

[spicyblogger2]

DYLAN!

[spicyblogger2]

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

[spicyblogger2]

My fucking manager got it

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[doccywhomst]

[lakevida]

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯