Monarch Of Mayhem

My asks and messages are always open <3 Kori | 23 | She/Her | Anxious Jesus lover, baby historian, & butter churner™

[junietuesday]

*through gritted teeth* when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my character. when i do something wrong and am politely asked to change my behavior its just a simple request to fix a problem and not an indictment of my worth as a human being

[depsidase]

[probuccalfat]

great! now do the same medical study with women

[probuccalfat]

[trees-expertise]

Chat GPT who? I do all my schoolwork in a caffeine fuelled anxiety spiral at 3am while so tired I can’t see straight, just as god intended

[firelordozaismissingpants]

Good still.

[sicariusmeansassassin]

If I run for office, does the council think I’d have to delete all 14 of my tumblr blogs 🧐

[moonlitmonocerus]

For the ones that need it today

[worstgirleva]

Mr Beast has reportedly challenged a young Georgian man to a fiddle challenge at the condition that the latter must give his soul to the former if he loses.

[sicariusmeansassassin]

Anyone else seen that comic/tiktok (?) where it’s kirishima going “happy birthday bakubro!” and he and todoroki give a blindfolded bakugo a tied up Midoriya? Like… I don’t know what anime y’all watched but the intensity of physical nausea I received from reading it was substantial

[firelordozaismissingpants]

*stab wound* deep in the *hospital suite* and you’re *seeking me out* IS IT CASUAL NOW

[politicalprof]

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

[madfishmonger]

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

[sicariusmeansassassin]

Today a kid in class said “skibidi toilet tonight! Skibidi skibidi rizz” so I deadpanned “you seem chronically online” and just when the remorse for insulting a child set in they went “nah I’m not online that often” and I kid you not THEY GRITTY-ED AWAY

[papayajuan2019]

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

[hotgirlcastiel]

the hobbits

[hotgirlcastiel]

the hobbits

[hotgirlcastiel]

the hobbits

[hotgirlcastiel]

the hobbits

[hotgirlcastiel]

to isengard

[hotgirlcastiel]

to isengard

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[sicariusmeansassassin]

My favorite feedback I’ve gotten from students:

On group work:

- I don’t like working with people… but you did fine (6/10, funny but also sad)

- I liked getting a break from yapping (3/10, rude)

- Don’t like groups more than 3 people (9/10, specific, helpful for future groups, not entirely convinced this wasn’t a teacher)

On my teaching:

- Slides lowkey ate (1000/10, best response)

- I liked learning about wars 😈 (6/10, minus points because I’m concerned)

- I liked when you joked with us sometimes instead of being completely professional and square (8/10, that was my intention so I’m glad it worked)

- kinda dry (7/10, fair)

- kinda boring (3/10, be more original)

- uhhh I wish I could be on my phone (1/10, plus one point for the courage to write it but minus nine for the vibes)

Advice for me:

- liven up (not in a mean way) (7/10, also fair)

- You did you’re best. (-2/10, no advice, incorrect your, and passive aggressive period :’))

- let us sleep (9/10, also fair)

- have a paragraph ready with what you’re going to say (10/10, good advice, 😀 this one crushed me)

[apricops]

I’m gonna pitch a show as “like Game of Thrones but even more gritty and realistic” and then it’s nothing but a baron handling land estimates and organizing road repairs and stuff. There’ll be an entire episode about how a peasant gets brought to court for letting milk cattle graze on communal pastureland even though it’s supposed to be reserved for draft animals.

[cannibal-sarracenian]

This show literally does exist, its called Ming Dynasty in 1566, the first episode of which is literally just the Emperor’s inner court having a debate over budget deficiencies and land policy.

✂️ Ming Dynasty 1566 budget talk

60 seconds · Clipped by Seigiman · Original video "1/46 - Ming Dynasty 1566 大明王朝1566 - Eng Subs 英文字幕 - Super HD 超高清" by ChineseShowsTranslat

(This show is considered one of the top greatest Chinese historical dramas of all time btw

There are also a good number of chinese period dramas that are basically like this)