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[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[trees-expertise]

I apologize for ever thinking Destiny’s Child was just another lame girl group. Survivor is a certified banger and deserves ALL the hype.

[montereybayaquarium]

What do you get when you mix schooling fish and metal music? 🐟🤘

Pure coordinated chaos. Thousands of bodies moving, shifting, swirling to driving beats. [sound on]

Spiraling schools of fish evade predators as each individual reacts immediately to its neighbors.

Mosh pits work in the same way—people move instinctively, feeding off energy, momentum, and rhythm.

No leader. No plan. Just raw, collective motion.

We channeled that energy into one hour of schooling fish to mosh to. Get ready to rockfish in our latest installment of Kriller Waves Radio!

1 Hour of Schooling Fish to Mosh to | Metal Music | Monterey Bay Aquarium Kriller Waves Radio

Get ready to rockfish in our latest installment of Kriller Waves Radio! 🐟🤘What do you get when you mix schools of anchovies, sardines, and m

You spoke, and we listened! And a good April Fools joke bears repeating (and staying up all year!) What other animals or genres of music should we feature in our next Krill(er) Waves Radio?

[anothergayghoul]

WE ARE FUCKING ON THE WAY TO THE MOON!!!!

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[trees-expertise]

How I be pulling up to my Major Presentation in class tomorrow still totally sick and off my mind on cold meds

[drumcorpshero]

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[trees-expertise]

I have come down with a cold that’s making me feel like a sickly Victorian child.

Time to read sickfics and terrorize straight men on Hinge

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[geekysteven]

crab

[existennialmemes]

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

[cecut]

>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

[soljos2023]

[destroyscythe-heck]

There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff

[memecucker]

The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver

[solipseismic]

#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller

[sraithpics]

Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.

[digital-magus]

The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.

[another-normal-anomaly]

Mario and Bowser go-karting together ass situation

[trees-expertise]

The best cardio is running (from your problems)

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[strange-aeons]

🔪

[goth-queen]

[trees-expertise]

Remembering that Mason Alexander Park and Tom Hiddleston were in Much Ado About Nothing together is so trippy.

Like, I’m sorry, you’re telling me that two of my favorate actors from two DIFFERENT fandoms know each other?????? Wild.