The Littlest Elf

Levi plant enthusiast

[possuminnit]

me and my beautiful baby girl named chronic anxiety

[possuminnit]

my beautiful baby girl is trying to kill me

[m-oroiu-deactivated20230611]

are actors even allowed to say no to a marvel role like maybe they get a burlap sack thrown over their heads, herded into a white van and some nasty evil voices goes 'you've been selected to portray the asbestos lady in our 10th attempt to make the fantastic four a thing'

[aminta]

[mioxenoblade]

Its munch his muff monday!!!

[pururin]

[carbohydrate-plum-fairy]

I support women’s wrongs.

[kindofanorphan]

She served ✨CUNT✨

[thickness-protection-program]

Her cards smelled like ✨CUNT✨ too

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

You activated my ✨CUNT✨ Card!

[cerulean-city-gym]

🌟Cunty Lady Sisters🌟 attack his life points DIRECTLY!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[seongpinkhwa]

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

[godmademewithoutarms]

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

[kosmogrl]

[oneheadtoanother]

[hools]

what is the last thing u drank???

WAWER 👍

[zoesupreme]

Wishing you all a very hotcore and sexypilled monday

[meerschweinchen-archive]

came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

[thyrell]

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

[wordswithimages]

[blaster-miraculous]

Piss

[julykings]

are you ever like. i’m not the right Me right now to hang out with people. wait until the better guy shows up lol this one kind of sucks 

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[bootycap]

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

[bootycap]

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

[prewars-deleted]

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

[bootycap]

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

[captainlordauditor]

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

[boytranscending]

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

[sam-writes]

This post is just multiple punches to the face