take me out

21, gaysian, 6ft and weirdly flexible.

[thoodleoo]

would like to see an indiana jones movie where he spends the entirety of the movie trying to find a precious religious artifact from ancient rome and it ends up being one of these

[wilwheaton]

[loopygifz]

Scarecrow level=1000

[newkidsonmycock36]

lets get sillay

[first-order-simulacra]

babushka off her shits lets gooooo

[memewhore]

[noturfknbaby]

I wonder what you taste like?

Battery acid go away

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[iftadwascool]

Oh thank god.

[thunderkissed-deactivated201810]

Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????

[surprisebitch]

an expert con artist

[mens-rights-activia]

It was all build up for this post

[lesvegas]

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

[lesvegas]

one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i cant believe a medium rare steak pushed their mom off a cliff

[gigglesister]

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

[gigglesister]

peak of female character design

trans4trans couple

[okayyeahbutwhy]

My favorite bit of the wiki for this absolute power couple:

[memeclassheroes]

[niedopalek]

This Austrian Man Hasn’t Eaten Strudel In Over a Year; Here’s What It Did To His Body 

[frankiedotbiz]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i imagine him in an und e rground submarine letting out rhythmic beeps as their sonic radar and when some thing gets too close his beeps get faster

[spaghetti-explosion]

That's not how it works

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i dont fucking care

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK EXTREMELY RESISTANT TO PHYSICAL DAMAGE

[karnalesbian]

unreleased jeff bezos sext

[aidashakur]

[kristina100000]

idgaf about your stupid dni im bombing your blog

[bookbindersdelight]

[dogcoding]

[stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv]

maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9 years old and so everyone reblogging this shit. how can you ppl find this funny...wtf

[punishedvenomsnake]

the ants won't fuck you bro

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[punishedvenomsnake]

Clit Jr... you seein' this shit?

Yea, peepaw! Isn't this a funny post? Peepaw?

Clit... go back inside... I need ta' have a word with this 'ere world heritage post fella...

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

what the fuck is this reply

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

the white boy in my class better stop calling me a terrorist or we gonna end up like this

[jashnebahara]

op what does this mean

[thebootydiaries]

im gonna marry him

[khubaani]

wtf do you mean you’re gonna marry him?

[thebootydiaries]

listen. i said what i said

[crimson-stones]

you gotta be a dumb ass

[thebootydiaries]

you better take that the FRICK back before i ask you to prom

[hobisserendipity-deactivated202]

ops posts always make me feel like I’m tripping on acid after having too many hits