Side Order Gave Me Autism @sideorderautism - Tumblr Blog

Hey guys! I managed to get access to a pdf of Bancala Walker, the Side Order/second Splatoon 3 artbook! The scans are… admittedly not the best, but it’s something! Here’s the link for anyone interested.

817374425-Splatoon-3-Bancala-Walker.pdf

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thegnite

I forgot i had tumblr for a sec

themachine

phyllali

homophobes in splatoon are so funny. like my buddy. youre playing the gay furry game. *you're* the invasive species

the-technicolor-whiscash

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

whumpster-fire

Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users:

erraticpulsee

Splatoon raiders salmonid...

i have no idea if anyone else has thought of this already or picked up on this, but based on the current idea that the Spirhalite islands are a pun on halite [rock salt] it makes me think of something.. i think the white salt we see coating these new salmonids fins must be based on the cooking technique shioyaki, meaning 'salt grilled', where keshōjio 'salt makeup/decorative salt' is applied to the fins to prevent charring/burning.