sidereal-motion is @hewnhart

This is the main blog I no longer use. All of my current posts are at hewnhart.tumblr.com

[sidereal-motion]

This is my main blog, but I don't currently use it - all posts and interactions will come from my side blog, hewnhart. Thank you! <3

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[asymbina]

It was seeing this on here that made me start watching The Good Place

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A good choice :D

[photos-of-space]

Blueish sunset on Mars

[anewmeforyou]

Lämp

[dogpasta]

I was recently struck with a VERY good idea

[ignitesthestxrs]

I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair

[averruncusho]

Wig snatched

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Millennias of language interpretation have culminated in this

[keenmeleon]

Why does everything want to kill me and my entire family in the wild area

[the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown]

really enjoyed the musical direction game freak took with raihan’s gym battle

[morpeko-moved]

[softspacecat]

so i’m playing a pmd randomizer and i got wailord as a partner… this is incredible

[atapi]

haiku for snom

[friendlylocalgeek]

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[catchymemes]

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

[erebusvincent]

[jibanyyan-deactivated20210704]

Yes