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Xuebing Du

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

JVL
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle

roma★
KIROKAZE

if i look back, i am lost

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!

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@sideshownova
it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass
Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All
ingredience:
lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)
whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.
granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.
water as needed
equipment:
a few nonmetallic mixing bowls
a mesh strainer
a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth
a kitchen scale
a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)
a potato masher
juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds - and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.
Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.
Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).
taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.
citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.
some tried and true flavor combos:
straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic
lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)
lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)
lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)
some cocktail type combos, booze optional:
lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin
lime & mint + white rum
lime & ginger + dark rum
lime & cucumber + gin
lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila
lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey
holy gods
cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal
imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway
Grandma Ferret. (X)
Today’s Grandma Ferret
it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music
Tag game!!!!
Do this picrew and make urself! (to the best of your ability. And maybe with some extra funsies stuff :3)
@a-dam-tris-prior-fan @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @queensnowlake-wof @raynilikescats @justcallmedom31 @algae122 @leeotard + open tags :)
I look like the most twink who has ever twinked
I guess that's kinda accurate tho
ANYWAY
Thank you, Toast, for the tag!!!
@crunchyplastic @hann-i-babe @depressedyeti
Ty for the tag! I did my best <3 uvu its funny bc I own a very similar jacket/sweatshirt combo so I think it worked out pretty good.
@ikiracake @clavelydrops @ourbloodychocolate @awesometastical101 @amiirahloupgarou @the-oaken-muse @gayconstruct @bitt-better
I love a good picrew, thanks for the tag!
@half-deadmagicperson @underforeversgrace @the-wizard-dipper @maebird-melody
Sure I'll participate! The short hair isn't staying for much longer.
Tagging @tundra-tiger, @misstooni, and @halfpast-contrast
I had to make a small edit
No come closer I can be trusted around fingers
Tagging: @poseidonsworst @drayleanvros @misplacedraven @sideshownova + all of my beautiful mutuals
Fun fun fun fun fun!
I can't find most of my mutuals for the life of me, I'm so sorry.
@shootinguplove @skylarkevanson @sandpapersandwich + any other mutuals I have!!
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) — dir. Brian Henson
I hate Dispatch a lot. There are more important/serious reasons why I think it's a bad game, but the fact that the creators think Robert has a dad bod speaks volumes.
This is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Wait is that THIS cat?
IT IS
I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy
I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***
* two quarters and two dimes
** Interstate 64
*** Richmond, Virginia
I must traverse the treacherous way north* to visit my lover at their place of learning. This city is a crossroads, positioned near the boundary point of a dark land we try not to visit.** It is an ancient place, riddled with the memory of the War.***
* Interstate 95
** Northern Virginia
*** American Civil
The road north is blocked by enemy forces.* I fear we will be overpowered if we continue,** and never reach our destination.*** Let us abandon the road and take the ancient mountain pass.**** We will mind the cruel structures of bygone years***** as you go.
* northern virginians
** get vehicular manslaughtered by a tesla driver just outside the mixing bowl
*** west maryland
**** cut through loudon county
***** mcmansions