mmm... crumnchy

it's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle #SwaggerBishie wanna see some art? search #crunchysart

[sonyaskullz]

listen I know like, teddy ghost is the new hip danny x dash ship name on the phandom block but will I use it willingly? over my dead body (pun intended) this is a swagger bishie household.

[kzlatkova]

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[ikiracake]

@crunchyplastic see? Rocky plush!

[crunchyplastic]

The way i want to make one rn. Do I even have a rocky color? Shopppping trippp <3<3<

[epiphainie]

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

[crunchyplastic]

@ghostly-cabbage @artistfingers

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[dreamyfreakout]

this happens to me after working a five hour shift tho

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #714

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 1 day 9 minutes

[byoldervine]

Fanfic is a great way to practice self-indulgence while writing. It doesn’t even have to be good, it just exists purely for your pleasure, be a little freak about it. Worry about quality and what other people think when it comes to works you intend to publish in a formal setting

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[worst-roommates-ever]

[noodlesstarghost]

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[bitt-better]

I would like to not he hungry but unfortunately my stomach keeps rejecting everything that i eat so then im hungry again so i try and eat and it keeps not working man i just want smth to stay down

[phantomrose96]

So I love all of FMA’s “it’s clever when it’s not in English” naming. Riza “The Hawk’s Eye” Hawkeye. The Strong Arm Alchemist, Alexander Louis Armstrong. Ruler of the nation, King Bradley–first name King, last name Bradley.

And you know, that “King Bradley” name is a strong contender for most ridiculous in-your-face naming but that’s not actually the worst of Bradley’s name. What’s worse is that he’s “Fuhrer President King Bradley”, because he’s literally got three titles in his name that all mean “Ruler” literally three of them but even that is not the worst part about Fuhrer President King Bradley’s name.

You see the worst part about this name is that he goes by “Fuhrer”. You know, the German word for “Leader”, pronounced “fyur-ur”, same as “Furor”.

You know, Furor

Or,

you know,

in other words

Wrath.

[brawltogethernow]

Who invited Angry Angry King King King?

[forencetarantellaharry]

Himromu Arakawa writing FMA: I’m dropping hints.

[log6]

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

[log6]

THE TAGS ON THIS ARE SO DARK

[toxicfaggette]

[crunchyplastic]

@ghostly-cabbage @artistfingers

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[crunchyplastic]