(Set in an alternate universe where Dancing with the Stars is an all-inclusive dance convention for fans and celebrities alike ♡ if you have no idea what I'm talking about, read this post and this post)
Synopsis: Ezra and Rylee drag the whole DWTS family to their favorite pop princess's concert, and chaos ensues when she spots her favorite hosts in the crowd 😭
It's absolutely no secret that Y/N is a Dancing with the Stars fangirl. She cried her eyes out when they ended their competition show after 8 seasons and spent her entire teenage years chanting "KISS KISS KISS" whenever Alfonso and Witney were flirting with each other.
So when she heard from her team that the entire DWTS crew were coming to her show in New York, she promptly lost her marbles.
"Is it hot in here or is it just me?" Y/N giggled, fanning herself as she stepped down the stairs to the runway when she stopped dead in her tracks, gasping loudly.
"Omg, guys, look!" Rylee gasped, smacking Alfonso's arm and pointing to the stage.
"Girls, girls, come here, I just saw the two dreamiest people ever."
The crowd went absolutely insane as the camera panned to the group of friends in the front row.
Y/N's backup dancers came up to her, dressed in glittery dresses and feather boas, equally swooning. "You guys see them right? Their cute t-shirts and his leather jacket, oh my goodness."
Aside from being a massive Dancing with the Stars fangirl, it was was absolutely zero secret that she developed a massive heart melting crush on Alfonso Ribeiro and Julianne Hough.
Alfonso looked over at Julianne, who was giggling behind her hand, then Witney, his popstar obsessed girlfriend who was nudging him to say hi, then looked right back at the blushing Y/N, shooting her a flirty wink as Julianne blew a kiss, sending the crowd into even more of a frenzy.
"Hiii, you two cuties, what're your names?" Y/N asked handing them the microphone, trying so hard not to faint.
"Alfonso and Julianne!" Jenna answered for them without hesitation, making the hosting duo laugh as they handed the two extra microphones
"I'm Julianne Hough," "And I'm Alfonso Ribeiro."
It was blatantly clear that the two were matching Y/N's flirty and cheeky energy, and Witney and Ezra nearly dropped dead.
"Oh, my gosh, you two!" Y/N squealed, swooning into one of her backup dancers. "Well, Alfonso and Julianne, you're both under arrest for being too hot!"
Within a zepto-second of her saying that, sirens blared and red and blue lights flashed across the stadium as Rylee can be seen doubling over, her squeaking laughter moderately audible over the raucous audience.
"I don't know if this is like, appropriate, but I have a huge crush on the both of you, like Alfonso, I absolutely adore your girlfriend with my whole heart, but- OH!"
Right as she was talking, her backup dancer unclipped her long skirt, revealing a shorter version underneath.
Julianne's eyes scanned Y/N up and down, biting her lip as she leaned against the railing. "You look good." She smirked.
"What was that? I look good? Oh, Jules." Y/N pressed her hand over her face, giggling harder as she attempted to hand over her pair of fluffy pink handcuffs to her 28 and 27 year old celebrity crushes.
"Be a doll and hold onto these for me? You know for safety measures, or something." She stammered.
"Sure thing." Alfonso chuckled, taking the handcuffs from Y/N before kissing her shaky hand.
"Oh you two are gonna be the death of me!" Y/N shrieked, running to her seat as the opening notes of Juno played. "This one's for you two hotties."
"Please tell me someone got all of that of film." Daniella snorted.
"I sure did." Emma giggled, pointing to her phone.
"This is going on billboards!" Lindsay laughed.
"Y'all are ridiculous." Alfonso held back a smirk, playfully ruffling Witney's hair.
"Yet you loovveee us~" Rylee teased, giggling.
Julianne sighed, "We do, don't we, Al?"
Alfonso chuckled, rolling his eyes and kissing Witney's hand. "Yeah we do."
y/nl/n I'm gonna need a 72 hour recovery period after tonight bc... 😍😍😍😍😍
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princesswit ADORE YOU BEAUTIFUL 😍
sashafarber Way too fun!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
juleshough Thank you for a fun night cutie pie 💋
ynln I adore you so hard 💓
alfonso_ribeiro Wit and I were so happy to meet ya.
ynln you two are the absolute cutest Ilysm
dwtsfan I AM SCREAMING
lindsdalover RYLES AND I ARE STILL CACKLING BAHAHAHA
ynfangirl so this is going in museums right?
ynln on repeat on a jumbo screen
streamynforclearskin THE WAY JULES LOOKED AT HER??? ALFONSO KISSING HER HAND??? I HAVE FAINTED SORRY
ynln I died dead rip me hashtag
ynoutsold yeah Alfonso Ribeiro kissing my hand would've been the end of me
1. the fanciest invitations
I think a good wedding starts with a good invite. I also am a huge stationary lover so anything with pretty paper has me interested. I really love the concept of having the venue painted and getting that as a print for the invites but I'm talking the full nine yards for the invites. Wax seals, pretty envelope colors, calligraphy, embossed paper (I LOVE embossed paper, seriously so chic), everything.
2. LOTS of flowers
Now this isn't saying that I want Cassie from Euphoria level of florals (though peonies are my favorites) but they are so beautiful, and if you can have a lot of them, why not? I like the idea of a new england coastal style with the big hydrangeas, I think that is so classy but also like a bouquet of peonies is so stunning and that with white lilacs??? consider me the happiest future bride
3. Lace, lace, lace
As it is my favorite pattern, and probably one of the most wedding-esc pattern, I want so much lace. I love the look of lace veils but also like it being incorporated into my dress (as if that isn't common), and the invites (had to bring them up again), and the reception decorations, would be so gorgeous.
4. Embroidered initials
I think these are becoming a bit more popular but I have been seeing the little initials of the bride embroidered under the grooms collar or the brides garter having their future last name on it and I just think it is such a cute and intimate detail (especially if it is blue embroidery because then it is the 'something blue'). They also make for such cute pictures.
5. Song for the first kiss
Another thing I have been seeing a lot. More specifically, I saw this video of this couple who had a harp player that did this little melody when they were having their first kiss and I WANT THAT SO BAD. However, I have no clue what my finances will be for this wedding that is so far off so I will keep it at music for right now lol. I just think that something sweet playing in the background makes the first kiss as a married couple all the more magical.
6. Bridesmaid dresses
I have thought about this a lot. Bridesmaid dresses always feel like the most daunting task when I envision my future wedding because I obviously want bridesmaids but the dress always stumps me. I don't want them to be all different colors and different styles, nor do I want them to be all the same color and the same style. So after lots of Pinterest searching, I finally settled on dresses in the same color but with slightly different styles. Now that sounds like literally nothing I KNOW, but I think that if the styles of the dresses are different (high neck vs. asymmetrical vs. off the shoulder) enough while still being the same color and material, it just looks so nice. It's not too matchy but it's also not super different. Also I think my big no go color for them would be butter yellow cause I think it often photographs too white.
7. No sweethearts table
As much as the wedding is exciting, I think what I would really want is to be around my friends and family that make that day even more special. So for that reason I feel like I would at least want to be sat with the wedding party. I just love to be surrounded by lots of people and I feel like the sweethearts table also puts a big spotlight that doesn't need to be there for the WHOLE wedding.
8. GIFTS FOR GUESTS
I am a huge gift giver so one thing I absolutely want to incorporate into my future wedding would be giving gift bags out at the end. It might be a bit tacky but I feel that if done well then they can be very sweet. And isn't stealing a table centerpiece at the end more tacky? The other thing is, the gift needs to be something that doesn't scream wedding. I know 99% of people don't want to get a wedding gift that has the bride and grooms face or name plastered on it, that will make a quick trip to the trash or collecting dust somewhere hidden. So, I think something simple but useful is the best option when giving gifts to the guests.
9. Rain check day
One thing about weather in my area is that it is unpredictable. The weather app could say clear skies and it could be raining. Now is it expensive to book a venue for two days? Yes. But for someone that has always dreamed for a beautiful outdoor wedding, I feel like it is always a good idea for a second chance, and in my opinion, worth the extra money. This is also mostly wishful thinking on my part though for clear skies the next day when the first one was rain, but it happens (sometimes)!
10. Reception outfit change
As a girl who loves to dance and simultaneously wants a very big ball gown for her wedding day, an outfit change is necessary. I love the little white dresses other women will get for their receptions and I think a fun shorter veil for that also adds to the playfulness of a reception that it should have (like hello? the veil look Sabrina pulled during Coachella? Like imagine that but as a dress? I'd kill. Dior make me a custom wedding reception dress?).
Me after scripting I designed my moms’ entire wedding in 2015 and in 2026 Sam Levinson got accused of plagiarism because he used my moms’ wedding aesthetic for Cassie and Nate's wedding leading to the entire Euphoria cast (minus Sydney Sweeney 🙄😑) to drop out of the season before filming for s3 even wrapped and the whole s3 got canceled mid season also both sam and Sydney are both getting cancelled bc she was the one who suggested using my wedding design and currently Sam and Sydney are working on a whole different spin off with completely different people (including Scooter Braun and Trisha Paytas who defended Sam) which ends up tanking big time:
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Involuntary and voluntary regression, some of her involuntary positive triggers are baby animals, bells/rattles, being talked to softly, and stuffed animals
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Needs quiet calm environments to safely regress, being somewhere familiar helps as well- along with familiar animals and ponies
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Applejack is her caregiver, she’s very comfortable with her and applejack eased into understanding and accepting Fluttershys regression quickly
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Likes having a binky in so the pressure of needing to talk is off of her, even more quiet than usual when regressed
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Plays with the animals at her cottage, Angel bunny makes sure she stays safe and explains her behavior changes to the other animals 
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Loves strawberry milk and angel milk, Applejack has fun coming up with new warm drinks for her to try
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Saying her thoughts and feelings becomes a bit easier when regressed
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Often focusing on little details surrounding her; like the curving lines in her wooden floors, or where dappled sunlight from the trees moves through the grass 
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Gets joy from naming things, like toys, plants, or places. Applejack goes out of her way to ask her for the name of things, knowing it makes her happy to pick them
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Sleepy often, naps are frequent whenever she regresses
𝜗ৎ ⸝⸝ Stories are a huge comfort to her, she likes enjoying the world and other worlds from within the safety of her cottage
ladies can you believe that someday we're all gonna have wives!!?? we're gonna be able to call out 'honey i'm home!' everytime we enter our houses. just imagine answering the door and saying 'let me just grab the missus'. isn't that the stuff of DREAMS??
Do you have any foods in your drs that you can't get in your cr or any other dr? Like special treats that only particular friends know how to make, or magical ones in your hogwarts dr?
— a trip through my food multiverse.
THIS IS SUCHHHH A GOOD QUESTION omg let me get into this, i love scripting food stuff and thinking about how good all the stuff in my DRs is gonna be
. . ˚ . 2006 MYSPACE REALITY
i eat a lot of fast food, candy, generally things just dripping with red 40 bcos i’m a hottie trash monster in that reality. that being said, i specifically scripted in that Taco Bell still has all of the things i loved as a kid that they don’t have anymore—cinnamon crispas (cinnamon sugar nacho chips), the FRUTISTA FREEZES ugh, they were frozen fruit drinks (specifically the mango strawberry, piña colada, strawberry colada, berry pomegranate, cherry crème flavors like omg), the cheesy beef melt, and the fuckinf APPLE EMPANADAS
additionally, i scripted that the Baja Blast comes in a bunch of different flavors like blue raz, cherry, pineapple, and some others. like god i can’t wait to eat so much Taco Bell there my mouth is watering
aside from that, i scripted a very specific kind of alcoholic coffee drinks that can be bought at the store. this might exist here, but the specific combination of tequila or vodka mixed with caramel, vanilla, or pumpkin spice cream is smthn i need sooo bad. overall i scripted it’s a level of creamy and delicious that i just don’t think i could find here—coffee alcohol that’s delicious and perfect for benders
. . ˚ . MODERN VAMP REALITY
not that i couldn’t find them here, but in my vamp reality my diet focuses on a lot of very very expensive and rich food that i just don’t have regular access to here
bloody steak with garlic—not allergic to it, that’s a myth—lobster pasta served in the cracked lobster shell, the pink cloud cake from Madonna’s Inn, Oreo and chocolate cheesecakes, pomegranate margaritas with rose garnishes, sashimi and sushi rolls, candy apples
are they things i could get here? technically, yes. but i don’t necessarily have actual access them it in my day-to-day life, so that makes it rlly special there
. . ˚ . YOUNG FAME REALITY
in this DR, i come from a really large Italian family that’s from a small town in Italy, and my mom works in the culinary industry. that being said, pretty much my whole family—especially my mom—makes really delicious Italian food. like, family recipes so ancient they’re basically in a leather-bound volume covered in dust, made to perfection every time
every time i’m home with my family and eating their home-cooked food, i’m having the most perfect pastina, stuffed ravioli, meatballs the size of my head, focaccia on the side, and everything’s covered in the most impeccable red sauce you’ve ever tasted. think freshly grated cheese, mozzarella balls from the local market, olive oil. all of the food is so insanely good and so insanely rich, and tastes extra good bcos it was made with love by my family
in that DR, even i’m a phenomenal cook (bcos i rlly cannot cook in this reality so i guess all good foods are kinda far out of reach for me, but i digress), so even when i’m in California for work, i still get to enjoy all of that amazing food bcos i can make it
. . ˚ . POPSTAR REALITY
i have a massive sweet tooth and i’m super Southern, so i just scripted stuff to make all of my favorite foods way better
like cherry coke is way more cherry-y there. anything with maraschino cherries comes with like five or six of them instead of just ONE (literally crime ugh.) pie always has super super flaky yummy crust and never gets soggy from the pie filling, and it always has the perfect crust-to-filling ratio. the whipped cream on my milkshakes never melts. honestly i might make a whole post about just this bcos all my favorite foods are so perfect for me here like omg
. . ˚ . STREETRACER REALITY
i order a tonnnn of takeout ( & ppl bring me food to try to bribe me to fix their cars faster, so i get a ton of takeout from that too), so i have it scripted that there’s a ton of restaurants on the block by the garage
there’s a Wingstop in walking distance ugh i’m getting hungry thinking about it, an awesome Chinese place with the best lo mein and beef tips in the world, a Cajun place that does chicken and seafood boils and corn and all the works, a Pizza Hut (not just any Pizza Hut, one that has HUGE things of pasta and garlic bread and chocolate desserts), a breakfast place that serves hot honey chicken and waffles, a Mexican restaurant AND a street taco stand with crazy birria tacos
the restaurants are all super close by, so the food’s still hot and never soggy, and i also just scripted that the food is so much better and their menus just have all the shit u could possibly want from those places
might make a diff post about magical snacks at Hogwarts bcos those are sooo good. ok see y’all, i’m getting hungry just thinking about it :^) xx