amiya

it’s not narcissistic to love and appreciate yourself <3

[sightikki]

@a-series-of-endless-fails @broiamthriving @chatnoirsladyprincessbugaboo @dykebucky @ayymanwtf @watch-me-fxcking-drown @foxholeshoyou @reaching-my-summit @peachygrimmpitch @satanic-cookie-bars @l-talks @underscoreparker @luv3horse @sweetums0kitty @itsgoldnsage @freedom-and-beyond-official @xspiderfanx @el-pangolin @professional-moron @justamarvelfangirl @full0nz0mbie @collapse-of-icarus @awhozier @kelizmormont @eighties-toons @love-condorcentineofanbrasil @supergirl9130 @itsthedarkling @disneytwin-a @friendlyneighborhoodkinkshamer @inevera13 @cyclone-rachel @spookycitrine @starksonian @basileafpitch @watchoutforthefanfics @translatingthought-s @kyuinfpt @introspective-outreach @peachamiibo @queenpanpan @bitch--ari @alexandra2112ale @alonetogethrx @ugh-my-mind-snappedt @accio-sirius-black @rebelpilot @damn-shawty @hotchocolateunicorn @aramintaofrondo 

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[sightikki]

@mychemicalremus @jadoremiraculous @anonomas-dyslexic @screechinghottubwerewolf @wholesomeclouds @sunflwoer @strandedway @slytherinserpentard @olivehateclub @kittenlover113-blog @jayvoicing @fandom-and-fanficlover-a-lot2005 @classydragonbailiffzonk @edema--ruh @onewholecharle @froggatry @carrotcake4u @muddy-waters-and-clear-skies @tiniefae @textpostgraverobber-blog @celesterjester @pettigrwe @stargryffindor22 @pastelparadox @queerlyfloating @writersfailure @knives-deal @shadow-fandom @raposabranca11-blog @lam2150 @maisiehood @disaster-revolutionary @davisjoneslocker @redroserwby @classycat97-blog @worthingtonenterprises @expecctopatronum @sussura @gliskanar @batgirl-87 @currently-mortem @ahchuuu @exolovelovelove @call-me-daniel-boi @gabriel-deserved-better @keshetcas @quietenigma678 @bookenthusiast1132 @reylolight @lovermullet-gurl-bellesm-blog 

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[sunflwoer]

harry potter characters as my tweets

harry: toddlers breathe and arianators voldemort attacks them

ron: my brother is really skipping out on a field trip because he's "been to busch gardens enough already" ASSHOLE I'VE BEEN NEVER

hermione: damn i straighten my hair and suddenly the whole school falls in love with me

ginny: getting drugs w lunch today😌 and by drugs i mean tylenol

neville: going on the record to say that i will absolutely start snape discourse with ariana grande harry potter i do not care

luna: how do dogs survive the winter in canada they must be freezing🥺🥺

draco: i don’t mind my dad trying to buy my love

fred and george: “they raise cattle and sheep. i just wanna raise the roof.” FUCKING MOOD

bonuses:

everyone in gof: my psychology teacher dada professor and the live action cat in the hat are the same person and no i can't elaborate

bellatrix: time for everyone's favorite game....NAME THAT BRAIN DAMAGE

moaning myrtle: CRYING MY EYES OUT

lucius: courtney saying “yeah we going to jail” is the biggest mood of this decade

harry at the end of almost every book: he is awake and i am being attacked

harry part two (three?): sometimes i feel rly sad but then i remember i’m mutuals with bitlife ron weasley and i feel way better but still rly sad

[mainflopgirl]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

The life of a greyhound owner. They’re the supercar of dogs, sleek, fast, beautiful, everyone is jealous of you when they see yours, but holy shit when something goes wrong it is complicated and expensive to fix.

[ladyblargh]

Lila’s illusion of Chat Noir cataclysm-ing himself had a flaw in logic and that’s probably why Adrien and Marinette didn’t freak out TOO much

They both know that cataclysm would have had to go through his indestructible suit first, and THEN his body would be vulnerable to harm. So, in reality, Chat Noir cataclysm-ing himself would really have just resulted in him ending up in those classic cartoon white-with-red-hearts boxers and having to politely excuse himself. Probably returning in a bathrobe or something

[ladyblargh]

i have done it

[aelinlovelace]

qoaad characters as things john mulaney has said

julian

cristina

emma

dru

aline and helen

kit

ty

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[sightikki]

next gen as shit i’ve heard at school

teddy : charlie charlie do my friends like me? *the pencil goes to one of the no squares* aww it’s because they love me, right? *the pencil turns to the other no square* viCTOIRE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

victoire : okay i’m taking you all on a field trip! pack your bags kiddos, we’re going to church!!

dominique : on the last day of school i’m wearing heels and if anyone dares to walk to slow they’re getting these suckers to the back

louis : if we were all tv characters i would be gossip girl

molly : progress book progress book ruins my relationship with my father*

lucy : stop flossing start humping!!

fred : i don’t need jesus, jesus needs me

roxanne : who the fuck gets their grandma to sit on someone to win a fight?

rose : [“rose’s always liked to read. in kindergarten she was the only one who read to the class during story time”] that’s because i could

hugo : why is the dolphin wearing speedos??

james : *in the middle of a big test* my dick is harder than this math test

albus : skateboarding awwAaayyy from my problems

lily : hUgo stop doing demonic rituals in the classroom!!!!

scorpius : fuck it i’m making waffles

*progress book is a website that parents can use to see their children’s grades

[sightikki]

switched blogs!

i moved to @pamdapatil a little while ago! right now i’m just getting stuff from my drafts and i’ll be logging out for good. love u <3

also before i forget, i have a miraculous blog (@feedagreste) and a marvel one (@brcuebanner)! anyways that’s all see ya!

[greggturkington]

why do yall hate beer so much? is it bc ur bottoms

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

It’s because we have taste buds

[darlinghogwarts]

If you don’t love languages, hear me out: my telugu friend had been affectionately calling me, a hindi speaker, “gundi” for 7 months. We didn’t realize until recently that the word has two completely different meanings in Telugu and Hindi, and that we both had completely different interpretations of her affection.

In Telugu, “gundi” means “smol/button/round/cute”.

In Hindi, “gundi” means “female thug”

[wizardnuke]

heard someone yell “YOU BROKE NO NUT NOVEMBER” today

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[lorelaigilmoure]

#moodboard

[artfornaught]

My range of emotions are vast and very deep.

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

An AU Where...

Alix has a different hair color every episode

[bridgetinerabbit]

Okay, but in world, they are not aware of “episodes.” As far as the class is aware, her hair just changes at random. Eventually they notice an odd pattern emerge. Every time Alix comes to class with different hair, there is a significant akuma attack. Needless to say when Alix showed up with blue hair after a two week streak of green, everyone got really tense. None more than Adrien and Marinette, oddly enough.

[terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus]

Alix Kubdel: Akuma Barometer

[jaythesaltybastard]

Alix gave a pout as she looked in the mirror that morning.

After two weeks of green (a new record) her hair had miraculously turned blue. She huffed as she began walking to class. Maybe the akuma would come before the test? She sure hoped so.

The air was calm and cheery before Alix showed up, but after the class started noticing her hair, it turned tense.

Miss. Bustier had considered cancelling class for the day, but with the test, she decided it would be best to continue and hope the Akuma waited.

It didn’t.

Not five minutes into the exam and a loud crash was heard from a few blocks down.

Immediately, Alya begged to be let out, and Miss Bustier begrudgingly agreed.

Alix watched the fight from her vantage point on the school roof (don’t ask how she got up there), blue eyes following the Akuma’s movements.

What makes me special? she asked herself.

“Perhaps I can tell you.”

Alix whipped around, seeing a short old Chinese man staring up at her.

“How did you get up here?” she asked, dumbfounded.

The man didn’t answer. “Special indeed. Come along, there is much to explain.”

Not seeing any other option, she followed him.

~~~~~

“Hold on, I’m a what?”

Master Fu quirked a brow.

Alix stared at him, wide eyed. She was surprised she hadn’t dropped her tea.

Fu set down his kettle, standing and walking over to the old Record Player. He opened the thing in a way Alix could not see, and pulled out a dark purple beaded bracelet with four rings connected to it.

He handed it to her and Alix took it carefully. Immediately, a ball of light flashed out, and Alix shielded her eyes.

“Hey kid, name’s Roarr. Got any jerky?”

Alix stared at the thing and gaped.

“What the heck is that!?”

Might continue, probably won’t. I let you decide what happens next

[sevi007]

Since telling my Mum that I considered myself ace, I already noticed that she was a bit… too interested, if you want to say it like that. Asking for “signs”, or how being ace feels like… I tried to answer her to the best of my ability, giving her links to websites that would explain better as I ever could.

Today she said, very quietly, “Do you think I could be ace, too?”

And I said very carefully “If you think it suits you, I don’t see why not”

And my Mum, my strong, self-confident Mum, who never once  has ever felt uncomfortable in her own skin as far as I know, beamed in relief. Relief. 

 Because she never knew. Because getting married young and bearing children for her husband (meaning sex) was expected of her. Because everyone gave her the feeling as if something would be wrong or broken about her if she didn’t want, didn’t do that.

Because her whole life long, she thought there was something wrong with her.

I’m honestly torn between feeling happy and relieved for her, and angry that humanity has such trouble with showing some understanding to those who don’t fit in the boxes society has designed for all of us.

[sevi007]

Update: My Mum was getting ready for bed when I noticed her humming loudly around her toothbrush and I asked her what the good mood was about.

  She beamed around a mouth-full of toothpaste and said, very proudly and deliberately, “I think I like that, being ace.”

And continued on with her brushing, humming a bit louder.

  (Or in other words, I’m more than a little bit teary eyed.)

[firebirdscratches]

I had almost the exact same conversation with my Mom. We were talking about the LGBT acronym and explained that it’s LGBTQ and that some people add the PIA at the end as well. And she asked me “What’s the a?” So when I explained it she said immediately “Me. That’s like me.” This is why I get so mad at people who think this is all just trendy bs, people just don’t have the vocabulary or permission to describe their lived experience.

[queerzebra]

This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever read, bless this post 🙌🏼