Lucien

sigma enthusiast or smth please take all these posts with a grain of salt I've been away for like 4 years I am a new person. 20 he/him bfa student >:]

[pokefan1241]

hitting and smacking you moodboard

[pokefan1241]

happy smacking you saturday !!

[pokefan1241]

smacking you saturday free dlc

[isnt]

[headspace-hotel]

It takes so much courage to admit you were wrong ever, let alone publicly, especially if you’re involved in conspiracy stuff like this. Infinite respect

[konoko]

[bnq]

perfect boy .

[skweebs]

[taiyoufu-deactivated20230521]

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

you ever think about how all your mass used to be star stuff

[cannibalcaprine2]

used to be?

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

are YOU currently combusting into helium in the heart of a star?

[cannibalcaprine2]

yeah, dont get many guests

[sulphurdotpng]

*adds iron to your core*

*adds iron to your core*

*adds iron to your core*

*adds iron to your core*

*adds iron to your core*

*adds iron to your core*

*adds iron to your core*

[cannibalcaprine2]

oh fuck

[apas-95]

tikkie tikkie tikkie

[apas-95]

the dutch are so fucking funny to me. it’s like the german obsession with following rules and order was mixed with british stuffiness and formality, and the result is a nation obsessed with narrowly following everything to the letter and abusing whatever loopholes may arise

there are dutch contracts from the 1600s that are still being honoured. coffeeshops can’t legally let you in unless you show ID, but that’s a hassle, so they have a second door in front of the Actual door, with an area that’s technically not part of the shop, so that you can buy weed while still not technically having entered the shop. supermarkets can’t sell hard liquor so they need a second storefront for that, that’s fairly normal - but the second store is physically located entirely within the first store, with the only difference being there’s a second cash register there

when a dutch acquaintance i barely knew came over to my apartment the first thing they did was quiz me on whether various things they noticed were allowed in my lease. if you do manage to get dinner at someone’s house you can be sure they’ll be sending you a tikkie receipt to pay for the ingredients. it’s a nation of bureaucrats! you’re not even technically allowed to sell weed, but there’s a thirty-step list of logical deductions you can make that make it okay, and everyone just accepts that.

amsterdam’s being built up as the new london, a business capital for europe, and it fits! they had their own east-india company, their own colonies, they eat the same unseasoned mush. even the language is just someone ad-libbing between german and english while eating a boiled potato

[yekkes]

[yekkes]

[yekkes]

Happy pride month

[hotvampireadjacent]

This kitty looks so mad

[velvetys]

REAL

[sepulchritude]

Communication is so wild though like you can spend hours thinking someone is mad at you and then when you ask what’s up they’re like “yeah my mom really pissed me off earlier” and it turns out you were just assuming it was about you. And now you don’t have to carry that stress anymore

Or you could finally work up the nerve to be like “hey I’m not a huge fan of this thing we do together” and the other person is just like thank god I also don’t like that thing. And then neither of you have to do it anymore

OR even crazier, you can be like “I’m having this problem and idk what to do about it” and they’re like “what about this?” and they just solve the entire thing and you realize again how smart and clever your friends are

Mindblowing every time

[dentiloquist]

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

[clownsnake]

this is like seeing the tip of an iceberg drift past me, & i know theres some weird shit at the bottom of that iceberg but im just not going to make myself look any deeper than the tip today. thank you for this glimpse into your world op

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

you can make jokes about asexuality that aren’t derogatory

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

no notes

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

crying and sobbing crying and sobbing etc

[deadshrike-deactivated20210930]

some more vintage photographs that make me weep and wail, now including trans people!

[jennysparksandtheauthority]

Happy tears

[atlasblinked]

love is stored in the historical queer pictures

[arirna]

[pirategf]

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

[cinammon-milk]

any updates?

[pirategf]

[sloady-deactivated20220918]

[grackky]

[telltaletypist]