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talya 19 ★ vassar ★ entj ✿photoblog ☆☆ you may be in first & I may be in coach, but ur a saltine & I'm a brioche ☆☆ To W.W. My Star, My Perfect Silence.

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[nullandvoided]

[cheyanne-moved]

That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…

[tamagotchi]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[thebootydiarieskin]

[bruhdidas]

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[paxamericana]

[leviathan-supersystem]

oh so i guess millennial children are too busy eating avocado toast to enjoy a nice hearty detergent pod

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

only girls (girl) can buy glitter vodka

[bearlyholdingittogether]

thats a big glass of vodka 

[urlilbabe-deactivated20220223]

it’s like a Moscato so u can drink it straight it’s vodka mixed w juice and wine n shit

[capacity]

I (icon) need some

[trashboat]

This (drink) is very good (delicious)

[gobblechopstv]

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[sarukui-moved]

[watchwithmati]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[brittany-murphy]

[realborisjohnson]

[newtgeiszler]

it was that banksy fuck again