Tiffany

22, Canada, Music/Bands, Art, Photography, Legend of Zelda, & Studio Ghibli.Idk be my friend or something :)

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

reasons why I adore Cry’s undertale LP:

naturally follows the pacifist path purely bc he didnt want to hurt anyone

doesn’t want to hurt Toriel

Pappierus and Sahns

keeps calling Toriel on the phone in the hopes she’ll pick up

the wrong number song

BEGS Undyne to let him spare her

that moment when he gets the messege from Alphys with the trashcan with the glittery filter

ALEXA WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU

genuinely laughs at the jokes

plays the game very thoroughly so he talks to everyone

gets emotionally attached

the REVERENCE for the story 

“I am NOT eating that snowpiece”

literally just sobbing laughter at anime jokes

*emotional* d-dude!

truly steps into the story and FEELS what happens at the end

DUDE! FUCK YES! DUDE!!! *whispered* goddamn. FUCK DUDE THIS IS SO GOOD FUCK YES *audible tears* goddamn dude…..

walks all the way back to the beginning of the story and talks to every single person before proceeding to the end

*soft gasp* oh my god….

“i don’t want to leave…. I don’t want to finish this game.”

dude just…. its a really good let’s play…..

[o-kurwa]

Coke + lighter gas

[h8edsalty]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

nyoooom

[t4tlawlight]

there is a DIFFERENCE between two characters who just hate each others guts and are abusive and bad for each other and two characters who are RIVALS and are LOCKED in BATTLE but have a DEEP SEATED RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER and MIXED FEELINGS and perhaps even some FONDNESS? some TENDERNESS?

[honeylemony]

Batman and joker vs Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

[t4tlawlight]

this post was about the enemies to lovers trope but i evidently did not make that explicitly clear so when i checked my notes and saw this reply i genuinely thought you were suggesting that doofenshmirtz and perry the platypus are the DEFINITIVE enemies to lovers ship and it fucking devastated me.

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[camiluna27]

i threw a rat at a god

[logo-comics]

The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.

What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”

[teacupfulofstarshine]

what is a king to a god

what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

[kinahmi]

The cat’s name is basically Maya Cream-nose thats so adorable!!!

[etirabys]

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

[argumate]

hello, fellow apes

[badjokesbyjeff]

A lady dies and goes to heaven and is standing in front of God…

“There is one thing I’ve always wanted to know”

“Ok, ask away,” God said.

“Do vaccines cause autism?” she asked

“The truth is no, vaccines have nothing to do with autism”, admitted god.

The women shakes her head and says “ They got to you too, this thing really goes high up”.

[happy-go-lainey]

petition to make jeff change his username

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

listen. LISTEN. there's going to be somebody, maybe several somebodies, at the travel hub who's dressed nice and knows all the right words and swears back and forth that they can sell you the credentials that will get you into the Titanic's timespace. they'll sell you IDs that pass you and your friends off as 23rd century history students or, worse, some 24th century brats who will go crying to their corporate sponsors if you ruin their paid vacation.

the IDs will look very impressive. they will not come cheap. they will not help you.

there's no checkpoint to bluff your way through and nobody who wants to hear you try. if you try to time travel anywhere near the Titanic, whether you try to board with all the other passengers or appear on the boat in the middle of the voyage, you will get slammed directly into a whitespace dragnet - a time bubble, in layman's terms.

and you will be surrounded by at least a dozen time cops, all of whom are bored and cranky and very eager to flex their newfound authority, which means they will absolutely detain you for as long as possible and insist on giving you a lecture when a slap on the wrist would do. if you talk back they might double your fine or even suspend your chronal permissions for up to a year.

and then they'll send you back to the hub in your period piece clothing that will suddenly look very stupid, and the guys who sold you the ideas will have fucked off to 1998 by then and you won't have a chance in hell of getting your money back, and what I'm saying is that it's not worth it, dude. it's just not worth it.

[winterknightdragon]

This is too specific to not be from experience

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

what are you, a time cop?

[lucky-foster]

[pancakeke]

tumblr's "year in review" has done nothing but alert me that I operate in an unnoticed dark corner of this hellsite

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[thyrell]

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

[killjoygem]

Everything that happened from 2016 onwards feels like it happened last year

[littlered247]

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

[waitinghopingliving]

all customers are jared, 19

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes i remember how youre url is like. harry potter inspired and im like ho damn huh

common misconception! ‘patronus’ in this scenario is a latin reference to an unusually flaccid & defenseless phylum of echinoderms

[pixopolis]

Wouldn’t it be “patroni”?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

look i don’t claim to understand the science namers so the science namers don’t get to understand me/us

[mellifexfarm]

ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

[kinka-juice]

Even better, we thought it was extinct for 50 years, and then we just found a whole bunch in a meadow. We lost a bright purple flightless bird the size of a large chicken for 50 years.

[stevenbuckys]

what was the point of having red skull reappear in endgame if he wasn’t gonna come face to face with steve, he’s literally one of the most well known captain america villains😭 and then the writers saying steve wouldn’t recognize him, bitch he literally has a red skull, what’s there not to recognize😭

[lezz-paul]

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level