Fireflies and Freedom

A recent entry to the world of cosplay and a newly-made graduate student, I blog bad puns, some fandoms, and all things that contain adorable puppies

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[lissanaria-deactivated20220607]

I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.

[dirbyjuliaducournau]

van gogh moodboard for anon

[1111animals]

Evil can’t swim Ep 92 - 1111 Animals

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[pr1nceshawn]

How Ironic.

[takashi0]

I almost feel like the star girl chose that quote on purpose.

[luckykrys-deactivated20140128]

“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

[thecreach]

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

[luckykrys-deactivated20140128]

How dare women try to have nipples.

[4rfvbgt56yhn-deactivated2014040]

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

[koresoteirass]

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

[jennytrout]

And on top of all that, exposed breasts have a long and storied history of symbolism in art. They mean all sorts of things. The sculptor may have chosen to expose her left breast specifically to denote her courage–her heart is exposed–or to evoke comparison to Amazon warriors, who cut off their right breasts.

Titties are complex in art.

[liquorinthefront]

I love everything about this.

[caliiigurlll]

sitting in traffic with ellen and portia (x)

[dyke-supreme]

omg

[birb-bian]

honestly, I’m so jealous?? 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.

[catgirlpresident]

someone from the 30′s got tumblr

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

Don’t talk to me or my 58 gay comrades ever again.

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Well, owl be damned.

[silkenstarrs]

@owl-a-saurus

[tastefullyoffensive]

Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat. (via radtoria)

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

[utteradoxography]

cool pics but at what cost

[deathisnotanexitt-deactivated20]

glazed honey balsamic chicken with potatoes.

[dutchstore]

White people by Smosh

[itsmikuisa]

OK but why is this so relatable? Why are you always smiling like that??

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

i hate this. im going to think about this everytime i do this now. its like that fucking white people running across the road post im so pissed.

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

She’s going to heaven

[gerrycanavan]

understanding art, lesson one

[krabbydon]

this will never not be funny

[ommanyte]

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

[phantom-quantum]

when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

IT’S BACK