hi welcome to sillyboxes, the userbox shop run by the event horizon library. we often make userboxes no one asks for because we can't find ones of our experience or think making them would be fun. if we're being honest a lot of them are just because they're fun.
[advertiser voice] do YOU want userboxes made by chill guys who like doing this and will do almost ANYTHING? do you want a userbox tht says "this user is a raging homosexual who will burn your house down" but have been too nervous to request it from anyone else? well, you've come to the right box shop! drop a request in the mildly suspicious hole with a sign that says "req ^_^" next to it, and we'll do it!
requests are currently open, but we get tired easily so it may take a while to get to requests. we have the right to not do whatever requests we want. credit is not required, but appreciated. like or reblog if you're using our box.
what we will not make: dni boxes, boxes declaring hate, boxes that are NSFW or sexual in nature, boxes about syscourse ("this user does not engage in syscourse" is okay). this list may update.
what we will do: system/plurality related boxes, kin related boxes, music related boxes, and as the name suggests, silly userboxes to put on your pinned post, carrd, et cetera. basically anything that isn't on the other list.
nonrequested userbox: #free sample
requested userbox: #successful purchase
all userboxes: #box shop
this blog is pro-endo and any other good faith system origin label. we can't force you not to use our boxes, but we encourage anti-endos to make their own. we are likely traumagenic, but still often feel unsafe around anti-endos. follow your own dni, make friends with the block button. peace and love on planet earth.