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Yo! I'm Sam and I'm a 29 year old dork - they/them

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

[loveridden1999]

[ozempicofficial]

[roadkill-pup]

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[esthermika]

[stuckinapril]

[doctor-nu]

[nadielle]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[flowersinoctober]

me flirting: spit in my mouth

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Sire Ginkgo helm by Jean-Michel Bihorel

[classicalcanvas]

Bordighera, Italy (1884) by Claude Monet

[dogpuppy]