fangirling and shitposting

| Alexis | 31 | TX | she/her | 🏳️‍🌈

[colourofthekites]

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

[farlanish]

[returnoftheobradinn]

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[avatarskorra]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

[tonraq]

[doubleca5t]

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

[surprisebitch]

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

[may]

okay

[moist-baguette]

what would you ladies like to drink?

[surprisebitch]

orange soda please

[may]

i’ll have the strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[fag]

me too, strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[ed-nygma]

Jury Nullification: Your Power To Choose

[10001gecs]

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

[lesly-oh]

Caitlyn 🫣

[daily-spooky]

[cronchy-baguette]

I promise

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[bogleech]

A zillion people are asking in the notes so yes the legendary artist is alive and thriving having merely escaped the pull of social media posting and scrolling.

Earlier this year I played Rayman Legends in their house.

[medranochav]

where i’m at girls

[hembrista]

I just got lightheaded from reading this

[pomme-poire-peche]

a lot of people’s trauma symptoms get worse when they’re finally safe

[the-haiku-bot]

a lot of people’s

trauma symptoms get worse when

they’re finally safe

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yukinnn]

wish I can wipe my memory after season finale

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle” ↳ "You really think I needed all the guards at the Hexgates? Sorry to say, you've grown a bit predictable."

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x07 - “Pretend Like It's the First Time”

[sapphointhe21stcenturyposts]

leaving aside the fact that jinx is probably still alive, that ending was oddly comforting.

the two sisters will never grow old together in either timeline. but in each one where they do survive, they find happiness. they find purpose. they keep going. isnt that what we all do? the tragedy of life is that we will never get everything we want. the beauty of it is that we still make it worth living.

i know people are going to give the writers a lot of shit for this, but i admire that they took this direction. its painfully realistic, its bittersweet and it hit me harder than any piece of media has any right to.